I was working in the garden today and all of a sudden something huge (I think it was pterodactyl size) came out of nowhere and decided it didn't like my lower lip, latched on and stung the carp out of it! It hurts like hell, I'm producing excess saliva...OK, I'm drooling...there, I've said it (the wife says it's OK because there are women out there that apparently like guys who drool - who knew???) I can't eat, I can barely talk and my whole lower lip is swollen out to --->[................]<--- here! Fsckin A this sucks!

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- Jack D.




New tasteless sig coming soon!

Sounds like you disturbed a bumblebee in its burrow. They'm fierce they are.

I hope the swelling and pain go away soon.

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popsicle time!

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...I can't eat, I can barely talk and my whole lower lip is swollen out to --->[................]<--- here! Fsckin A this sucks!

but you can type!

good luck, hope you heal quickly

Fess up, you got a collagen injection to makes your lips look fuller, didn't you.

Seriously, I know a sting can really hurt. Hope the swelling goes down soon.

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Alpharetta, GA (Atlanta suburb)

Just be glad. If you were one of those appearance is everything gals, you'd be chasing Mr. bee to have him sting you on the upper lip.

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Fess up, you got a collagen injection to makes your lips look fuller, didn't you.

This crowd is sharp! Looks like I'm busted.... I wasn't going to say anything but after the lip swelling goes down I'm thinking of having the breast augmentation and my thighs done.

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- Jack D.




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Fess up, you got a collagen injection to makes your lips look fuller, didn't you.

This crowd is sharp! Looks like I'm busted.... I wasn't going to say anything but after the lip swelling goes down I'm thinking of having the breast augmentation and my thighs done.

Please post pictures soon!

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Wait.. Isn't one remedy for stings to pee on it? On second thought... The popsicle idea sounds better!!!

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Paul F.
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You big baby! Man up and laugh at that puny bee's only defense against you. In fact, you should have bit him while you had the chance! THAT would have learned him!

Is this you?

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- Walter Reuther

POMTL=Peeing On My Toe Laughing came from a hornet sting.

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Please "Like" the Meiwah restaurant page because you love the place or you pity me [www.facebook.com]

Heh heh.. Yeah that's where I was going with that

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Paul F.
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A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 5 BC - 65 AD
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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.
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Fess up, you got a collagen injection to makes your lips look fuller, didn't you.

This crowd is sharp! Looks like I'm busted.... I wasn't going to say anything but after the lip swelling goes down I'm thinking of having the breast augmentation and my thighs done.

Please post pictures soon!

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West San Gabriel Valley, California ... for the time being

I turned up a can drink years ago and there was Yellow Jacket in there and it zapped me right on the lip,
man did that thing hurt. I know we need bees but I just wish they would leave me alone.

Hope you get to feeling better soon.

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Grateful11

Why did you try to @#$%& a beehive.

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Fox News: Best comedy channel that isn't a comedy channel.

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All it takes is just one injection for fun and before you know it you are a collagen junkie.

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POMTL=Peeing On My Toe Laughing came from a hornet sting.

So, now what? POMLL??

Seems like it would be hard to aim, and probably impossible for women ... unless they're contortionists, that is.

besides, it seems like concurrent laughing might cause some other problems ...

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Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.

It could have been worse:

Hey Jack very sorry to hear this I hope you jumped on some Antihistamine/Benadryl right away

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"There is a fine line between a rut and a groove"
"I got to that part and I knew there was going to be some weapons grade stupid to follow"Lux Interior
"When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then
will you discover you cannot eat money."
~ Cree Prophecy

Well, it's 5:30 AM and the thwelling haths gone down a bunch and it's at the itches but still hurts when you touch it stage. I'm pretty sure that it was one of those big (I swear it was 4...no 8 inches!) yellow and black wasps because there's a nest of em around here somewhere and there was no stinger in the lip. I've seen Woody do battle with these things when a stray one gets in the house. He tries to eat them when they're on the screen trying to get out. Unfortunately he's no stranger to getting stung in/on the mouth. You'd think he'd learn, no?

I'll be going back out there again today but this time I think I'll bring the scatter gun just in case. Who knows, if I can bag enough of these guys I'll fire up the grill! Just like shrimp only yellow??? Chile lime or rosemary with garlic and white wine?

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- Jack D.




New tasteless sig coming soon!

.....has you wife always had a thing for Angelina Jolie.....??

.....have you.....??

....win....win.....??

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

I've been stung twice this year by the yellow/black wasps, but thankfully not on the lip. Once on the hand (through a work glove no less) and once just above my knee. Hurt like hell. I can sympathise though because the first time I was stung as a kid was right on the inside of my nose. I was trying to get a baseball that had rolled into some bushes and it flew out right into my nose.