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A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: JJ
Date: June 14, 2006 01:56PM
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other...

She lays the poodle on the table, the bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink.

The naked lady says...
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: June 14, 2006 01:57PM
. . .let me guess carryin some porn?



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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: JJ
Date: June 14, 2006 02:13PM
I am watching a movie...

Anyone know the movie or the punch-line?
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: MacMagus
Date: June 14, 2006 02:14PM
I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus!

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

Watch your tongue young man, watch it!
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: JJ
Date: June 14, 2006 02:15PM
MacMagus wins!
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: MacMagus
Date: June 14, 2006 02:15PM
BTW...



























There is no punchline. It was ad-libbed.
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: JJ
Date: June 14, 2006 02:17PM
Damn, I was hoping there was a punch-line and I didn't know it. That is an excellent beginning for ANY joke.
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: June 14, 2006 02:28PM
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JJ

The naked lady says...

"My eyes are up HERE, barkeep!"
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: $tevie
Date: June 14, 2006 02:33PM
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JJ
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other...

She lays the poodle on the table, the bartender says:

"Funny, I would have bet you'd choose the two foot salami for that."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/14/2006 02:36PM by $tevie.
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: raz
Date: June 14, 2006 03:33PM
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Lux Interior
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JJ

The naked lady says...

"My eyes are up HERE, barkeep!"

"I've made my choice"



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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: June 14, 2006 07:48PM
$tevie, by a landslide! LOL!



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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: $tevie
Date: June 14, 2006 10:20PM
Thank you, TheCaber. I was beginning to think nobody got it. ;)
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Re: A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Posted by: spearmint
Date: June 14, 2006 11:55PM
Stay away from Comedy Clubs on open mike nights and definitely keep your day jobs. These responses are about as funny as kernel panic.




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