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N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: April 12, 2012 07:55PM
The rocket broke apart at launch... That should get a few (read virtually all) of it's engineers arrested, along with their family, neighbors and classmates.

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“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.”
-- François de La Rochefoucauld
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Chakravartin
Date: April 12, 2012 07:59PM
Not so. The country has a new and progressive leader.

He'll just take their wives and kids away for a little vacation until the next successful launch.
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Racer X
Date: April 12, 2012 08:04PM
must be using an inferior grade of duct tape.
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: miK.
Date: April 12, 2012 08:06PM




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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Lemon Drop
Date: April 12, 2012 08:10PM
"Weapon of mass dysfunction."

Wish they'd spend that on, I don't know, food?
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: freeradical
Date: April 12, 2012 08:25PM
I wonder if we conducted a test of our airborne laser platform today. It's so much easier shooting down a missile while it's moving slowly in it's boost phase than trying to shoot down warheads moving at high velocity in their terminal phase.


[www.defense.gov]
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: billb
Date: April 12, 2012 08:25PM
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Lemon Drop
"Weapon of mass dysfunction."

Wish they'd spend that on, I don't know, food?
But they need their future astronauts to be fully stunted and malformed to make the long journey to the Democratic People's Republic of Mars.






Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/12/2012 08:45PM by billb.
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: April 12, 2012 08:30PM
Better footage here:

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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Uncle Wig
Date: April 12, 2012 08:41PM
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freeradical
I wonder if we conducted a test of our airborne laser platform today. It's so much easier shooting down a missile while it's moving slowly in it's boost phase than trying to shoot down warheads moving at high velocity in their terminal phase.


[www.defense.gov]

Actually, the airborne laser program has been ended, and the platform (747) has been retired to Davis-Monthan here in Tucson. It's on display this weekend at the DM open house. After that: nobody quite knows what's going to happen to it. It's possible that it will end up on display at the Pima Air & Space Museum. Or it may be scrapped where it is, although the airframe itself is pretty low time. I'm told that all the plumbing and equipment related to the laser makes it a toxic hazard, and too heavy to be towed over the bridges that cross Kolb Road to get to the AMARG storage area.



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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Drew
Date: April 12, 2012 11:01PM
Check this site tomorrow to see how they frame it.

[www.kcna.co.jp]
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Racer X
Date: April 13, 2012 01:04AM
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Uncle Wig
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freeradical
I wonder if we conducted a test of our airborne laser platform today. It's so much easier shooting down a missile while it's moving slowly in it's boost phase than trying to shoot down warheads moving at high velocity in their terminal phase.


[www.defense.gov]

Actually, the airborne laser program has been ended, and the platform (747) has been retired to Davis-Monthan here in Tucson. It's on display this weekend at the DM open house. After that: nobody quite knows what's going to happen to it. It's possible that it will end up on display at the Pima Air & Space Museum. Or it may be scrapped where it is, although the airframe itself is pretty low time. I'm told that all the plumbing and equipment related to the laser makes it a toxic hazard, and too heavy to be towed over the bridges that cross Kolb Road to get to the AMARG storage area.

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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 13, 2012 01:07AM
Calling rocket surgeons; Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard....



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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Uncle Wig
Date: April 13, 2012 01:57AM
I don't get it, Racer X.

dunno smiley



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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: April 13, 2012 03:49AM
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Drew
Check this site tomorrow to see how they frame it.

[www.kcna.co.jp]

Seems the framing consists of "Rocket? what rocket?"



“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.”
-- François de La Rochefoucauld
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: April 13, 2012 04:28AM
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Uncle Wig
I don't get it, Racer X.

dunno smiley

That's because you can't drive a nail through a 2x4 with your penis.
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 13, 2012 08:31AM
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Lux Interior
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Uncle Wig
I don't get it, Racer X.

dunno smiley

That's because you can't drive a nail through a 2x4 with your penis.

Close... judge smiley Uncle Wig, the URL of the photo should give it away.



In tha 360. MRF User Map



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2012 08:32AM by Filliam H. Muffman.
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: April 13, 2012 09:45AM
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Uncle Wig
I don't get it, Racer X.

dunno smiley

See [www.imdb.com]



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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: JJ
Date: April 13, 2012 04:08PM
[Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house]

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight: Not right now.

Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.

[She walks out]

One of the best exchanges in any movie ever!
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Re: N. Korea proves it's not rocket science...
Posted by: SKYLANE
Date: April 13, 2012 05:54PM
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JJ
One of the best exchanges in any movie ever!

agree smiley



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2012 05:55PM by SKYLANE.
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