Holy gross... she was eating raw squid when she felt a @#$%& in her mouth... uh, I mean a sharp pain.
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The real-life 'octo-mum', from South Korea, was eating a portion of cooked whole squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth.

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Good enough to give birth to? The woman from South Korea was eating raw squid when she 'was impregnated by the sea creature'

so was it cooked or raw? have they decided?

Space-time;
I noticed that myself...

It smells like bovine excreta to me.

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I hate it when that happens.

Excuse me while I puke. I'll be back in a sec.

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Danna Staaf, a squid enthusiast from Science 2.0, said: 'The skin on your hands, and most of the rest of your body, is much too thick to get stuck.

'I've probably had hundreds of spermatophores @#$%& on my fingers and never felt a sting.'

Uh... ok....

Why would I think clicking on this thread was a good idea?

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Why would I think clicking on this thread was a good idea?

I blame you.

I only clicked because you did.

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Mister, that's a ten-gallon hat on a twenty-gallon head.

I *love* Sigs. It's Glocks I hate.

This article is a bit less unintelligible:
[www.science20.com]

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"getting pregnant in the mouth" --- that's the excuse my high school girlfriend always used.

LOL deckeda, i've heard that one before.



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.....that is what happens when you don't play it 'SAFE' by using protection.....while eating.......??

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With this crowd, this thread could go on for weeks.

Will she sue because of the sushi?

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Well, this does sort of explain why much of the time, calamari tastes like it's wrapped in a condom to begin with...
(I've only had GOOD calamari a few times, the rest of the time, it tastes like rubber, er, latex...)

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South Korean newspapers are running the same story, only it happened to a Florida woman . . .

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Why would I think clicking on this thread was a good idea?

I wasn't going to and then I kind of spaced out and it just happened.

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Wait, wasn't this a big scene in "Prometheus"?

If this was just the sperm how could they be babies. Don't they need to have eggs there too?

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Well, this does sort of explain why much of the time, calamari tastes like it's wrapped in a condom to begin with...
(I've only had GOOD calamari a few times, the rest of the time, it tastes like rubber, er, latex...)

I've never tasted latex nor condoms before, but since your culinary exploits are the stuff of forum legend I'll wisely take your word for it.

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LOL deckeda, i've heard that one before.

I really don't know what high school or college girls are taught but it must be by aliens. I had one tell me about the "related dangers of pregnancy" of otherwise-clean probing fingers. Not even a coaching mother beforehand would say this stuff with a straight face.

"Maybe I should put a condom on my finger because you think there might be sperm on it? Do you think there was sperm at the restaurant, on the car's steering wheel, on the doorknob? Is there some reason you can't simply say 'no' without the wild hysteria?"

We ... didn't date for much longer. Not because of the (obvious) lack of sex, but the B.S. flew off the charts on more than one occaison.

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but the B.S. flew off the charts on more than one occaison.

.....so you let you do @#$%& **x [BS]....???

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Ha ha ha ha. Thanks for sharing deckeda.

Its cuz there is sperm everywhere....