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Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: January 03, 2006 10:28AM
I have this titanium crutch from one of the many knee and back related injuries from lifting weights - and while I will again rise from the ashes for another go at it, (I do so every 8 years or so), I'm wondering if lugging this thing around is actually worth it (it isn't like it takes up space, but it requires its own area because of height).

Thoughts?

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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: Guitarman
Date: January 03, 2006 10:31AM
Jock itch?



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: jardster
Date: January 03, 2006 10:34AM
no, I don't think we will talk about your crotch. I think maybe you should post this is the "Friendly" section so we can rant at you.



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: January 03, 2006 10:37AM
My crutch has moderate use - so its not like its dirty or anything. I'm thinking perhaps I could rent out the thing for a small fee?
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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 03, 2006 10:40AM
talk TO YOUR crotch?





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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: jardster
Date: January 03, 2006 10:41AM
I think that renting out one's crotch is illegal- except in places like the red light district in Amsterdam.



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: January 03, 2006 10:42AM
I've certainly talked to it over the years.

All you have to do is be let down by your crutch once (let's say it just collapes without explanation) and some people get angry and furious.

Luckily, as long as I've had it, it has never let me down. Literally! And that thing has helped me get around like you wouldn't believe.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/03/2006 10:43AM by Jimmypoo.
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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: troywellbuilt
Date: January 03, 2006 10:52AM
I like to turn them upsidedown, put my feet where your hands would go, and use them as stilts.
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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 03, 2006 10:56AM
this thread is gettin' a bit crotch-ity. . .





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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: lafinfil
Date: January 03, 2006 11:27AM
Darn - I thought is said crunch :-/



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: bangman
Date: January 03, 2006 11:36AM
I don't know why but someone's crotch seems OT to me.

I must be getting old.



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 03, 2006 11:38AM
crotches are SO ON topic. . .



and relevant to daily life, non?



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: Jimmypoo
Date: January 03, 2006 11:47AM
Why do you people insist on talking about my crotch and not my crutch?!?
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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: jardster
Date: January 03, 2006 11:50AM
umm, subject?



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: bangman
Date: January 03, 2006 11:59AM
Nope, I just asked my co-workers and they concur. Crotch is way OT.



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 03, 2006 12:01PM
they are only off topic until you need one. . .

smiling smiley



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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: incognegro
Date: January 03, 2006 12:13PM




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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: JoeM
Date: January 03, 2006 01:28PM
Jimmypoo Wrote:
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> All you have to do is be let down by your crutch
> once (let's say it just collapes without
> explanation) and some people get angry and
> furious.
>
> Luckily, as long as I've had it, it has never let
> me down. Literally! And that thing has helped me
> get around like you wouldn't believe.

Dude, if you just substitute "crotch" for "crutch" in the above line, it would still be more than true.

Wow!!







JoeM
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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: jimbrady
Date: January 03, 2006 01:31PM
Get your own body part word that's funny all by itself.
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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: fmgtech
Date: January 03, 2006 10:30PM
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Re: Let's talk about my crotch
Posted by: mikebw
Date: January 03, 2006 11:28PM
let's not, and say we did
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