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Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: Ammo
Date: January 23, 2014 07:19PM
Sorry.

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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: Chakravartin
Date: January 23, 2014 07:25PM
This is why each side needs a lawyer representing them before the donation.
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: kj
Date: January 23, 2014 07:43PM
ill conceived plan. That was a real @#$%& on his part. kj.
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: davester
Date: January 23, 2014 07:47PM
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"Intrigued" by the ad, he says, he delivered three cupfuls of his sperm -- gratis -- to the women.

That's a lot of spanking the monkey. In fact, he might have even needed to bash the candle or get even nastier by bleeding the weasel choking the chicken, flogging his dog or jerkin' the gherkin.

Alternatively he may have gone a gentler route by buffing the banana, burping the worm, cleaning his rifle, corking the bat, polishing the banister or polishing the rocket.

I suppose we'll never know if he did any of these, or alternatively spent his spare time cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, @#$%& your mister, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, pounding a flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking his cronker or yanking the crank.



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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: testcase
Date: January 23, 2014 08:05PM
davester, don't stop short; we want the WHOLE story! boink smiley
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: eustacetilley
Date: January 23, 2014 08:10PM
It's a Miracle! (It comes from Buffing the Bishop... bananas don't pay out as well.)

Eustace
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: wowzer
Date: January 23, 2014 08:36PM
3 cupfuls? I dont know about the other guys, but that would take me several years.



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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: graylocks
Date: January 23, 2014 08:56PM
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wowzer
3 cupfuls? I dont know about the other guys, but that would take me several years.

dixie cups.



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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: Speedy
Date: January 23, 2014 10:03PM
I would only donate in person so the customer can verify the item is legit.



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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: kj4btkljv
Date: January 23, 2014 10:08PM
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graylocks
dixie cups.

Or the little ketchup cups at Wendy's.

Jeff
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: January 23, 2014 11:18PM
Article is the usual lawyer piece... his lawyer is making a case for it being an anti-gay case.
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: January 24, 2014 01:40AM
pounding the flounder? that's a new one to me.
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 24, 2014 07:43AM
so let's DRINK to this [ check the cups first ]......????



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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: Ammo
Date: January 24, 2014 08:44AM
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davester
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"Intrigued" by the ad, he says, he delivered three cupfuls of his sperm -- gratis -- to the women.

That's a lot of spanking the monkey. In fact, he might have even needed to bash the candle or get even nastier by bleeding the weasel choking the chicken, flogging his dog or jerkin' the gherkin.

Alternatively he may have gone a gentler route by buffing the banana, burping the worm, cleaning his rifle, corking the bat, polishing the banister or polishing the rocket.

I suppose we'll never know if he did any of these, or alternatively spent his spare time cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, @#$%& your mister, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, pounding a flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking his cronker or yanking the crank.

smiley-laughing001



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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: Bill in NC
Date: January 24, 2014 09:12AM
red solo cup...i fill you up...let's have a party...
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: January 24, 2014 02:43PM
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: Jack D.
Date: January 24, 2014 03:15PM
One of the comments...


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So many lessons to be learned here.

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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: Chakravartin
Date: January 24, 2014 07:40PM
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wowzer
3 cupfuls? I dont know about the other guys, but that would take me several years.

Assuming that he donates a full 3cc per ejaculation and can recharge his guns fully in 48 hours, that's only 78 ejaculations in 156 days.
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Re: Donor Disaster: Suit Cites Spent Sperm
Posted by: Chakravartin
Date: January 24, 2014 09:25PM
Just noticed a math-error.

I did a conversion based upon 1 cup, not 3.

236 ejaculations in 472 days.

Barely 1.3 years.

I think you'll agree that it's still nowhere near "several" years.
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