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All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: archipirata
Date: April 20, 2017 03:17PM
Actual case report form our County Sheriff yesterday:

"19 Apr 2017 Sheriff's Deputies were called for two adults at a Rock Street, Coolville residence who had become engaged in a dispute stemming from a disagreement over cheese snacks being distributed to pets within the home. The verbal argument escalated when the female tossed a metal stool at the males PlayStation console. The male tossed the stool back onto the couch so the female called 911 because she is still making payments on the couch and did not appreciate him throwing the stool at it. Parties agreed to leave all furniture on the floor for the remainder of the evening and the male intended to take his cat and leave as soon as his socks came out of the dryer. Case closed."



Athens, OH
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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: pdq
Date: April 20, 2017 03:24PM
I love reading the local police blotter, and finding out about all of the utterly ridiculous (yet ever inventive) ways people find to get into trouble (usually aided by liberal (small "L") quantities of alcohol).

Does that make me a bad person?
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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: April 20, 2017 03:25PM
"Take your Cat, socks, and GO !"
A future Country Music Star paying his dues...


Ed: Local police blotters are great. It's like watching a truly non scripted reality show, without having to listen to the Kardashians et al.



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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: Speedy
Date: April 20, 2017 03:26PM
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pdq
I love reading the local police blotter, and finding out about all of the utterly ridiculous (yet ever inventive) ways people find to get into trouble (usually aided by liberal (small "L") quantities of alcohol).

Does that make me a bad person?

Nope, just a hick from a small town.



Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: pdq
Date: April 20, 2017 03:31PM
No, Speedy - this is from the suburbs!

You cannot imagine what folks do with a little likker in em.
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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: April 20, 2017 03:32PM
Local police blotter is almost fun to read, but a lot of sadness to go with it.

Try [mugshots.com] and find your local county to see just what kind of folks are being arrested. smiley-shocked003



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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: jdc
Date: April 20, 2017 03:45PM
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Rick-o
Local police blotter is almost fun to read, but a lot of sadness to go with it.

Try [mugshots.com] and find your local county to see just what kind of folks are being arrested. smiley-shocked003

Those are usually kind of sad, and seem to be filled with a lot of bad things happening to small kids... =(



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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: April 20, 2017 04:08PM
"Coolville"

Cool man! pimp smiley
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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: DinerDave
Date: April 20, 2017 04:09PM
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pdq
I love reading the local police blotter, and finding out about all of the utterly ridiculous (yet ever inventive) ways people find to get into trouble (usually aided by liberal (small "L") quantities of alcohol).

Does that make me a bad person?

I'm the same way, and no, we are not bad people.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it

Dave



The secret to a long life is...

Don't do anything to shorten it.
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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: GuyGene
Date: April 20, 2017 04:42PM
And they're engaged?!?!

"... Coolville residence who had become engaged in a dispute..."



That old man - he don't think like no old man...
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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: testcase
Date: April 20, 2017 06:50PM
Ya can't make this stuff up. boink smiley
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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: $tevie
Date: April 20, 2017 07:14PM
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pdq
I love reading the local police blotter, and finding out about all of the utterly ridiculous (yet ever inventive) ways people find to get into trouble (usually aided by liberal (small "L") quantities of alcohol).

Does that make me a bad person?

Definitely not. There's thousands of you out there.



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Re: All I can hope is that they don't breed
Posted by: blooz
Date: April 20, 2017 08:08PM
"I'm taking my cat and leaving as soon as my socks are dry" sounds like a great signature.

And a great parting line from a bad relationship.



And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Western Massachusetts
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