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Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 08, 2017 08:32AM










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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: September 08, 2017 08:55AM
Not sure if this is a repeat:

According to a news report, a certain private school in Texas was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers and then there are educators.

Paul



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: DP
Date: September 08, 2017 09:15AM
There are teachers and then there are educators.

thumbs up Of course, if that happened here, the school, the custodian, and God knows who else would be sued!

An apocryphal story:

During WW2 we had shipped a hundred million tons of woolen and cotton goods to the Russians. Plus fifteen million pairs of leather boots, four million rubber tires, two thousand railroad locomotives, and eleven thousand freight cars, as well as all the obvious heavy metal, like fifteen thousand airplanes, seven thousand tanks, and 375,000 army trucks. All free, gratis, and for nothing. Winston Churchill had called the program the least sordid in all of history. Legends had grown up around it.
The Soviets were said to have asked for condoms, and in an attempt to impress and intimidate, they had specified that they should be eighteen inches long. The United States had duly shipped them, in cartons stamped Size: Medium.



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 08, 2017 10:14AM




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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: September 08, 2017 12:02PM




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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: lost in space
Date: September 08, 2017 02:49PM
We were visiting my wife's expat parents in Mexico. They lived in an apartment complex surrounded by expat friends. One morning we woke to find our then-3-year-old son missing. We went around the courtyard callng out over and over, "Benno" with the second syllable drawn out, the way parents often do when calling out to their children. We soon found him a few doors down, watching TV in the living room of people we knew. They had a parrot, and for the next week of our stay, we could hear the parrot calling out, "Benno-o-o-o-o-o-o."



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: September 08, 2017 05:39PM




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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: max
Date: September 08, 2017 09:43PM
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