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Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 20, 2017 06:34PM


[deadspin.com]

There’s no use trying to skirt around this, so let’s cut straight to the chase: A Colorado Springs woman has been taking big craps in front of someone’s house for a few weeks now. They’re calling her the Mad Pooper and she won’t stop. The cops are involved. It appears to be some sort of revenge pooping. I hope you enjoy this report from local CBS outlet KKTV as much as I did.

Pretty much every quote from this story is magnificent:

“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like ... ‘are you serious?’” Budde recalled. “’Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing ... it’s uncharted territory for me.”
“There’s plenty of public restrooms less than a block away from where she’s targeting. This is intentional.”
As the TV report indicated, the woman has also been sighted pooping in a Walgreens and in nearby backyards. The presence of bathrooms close by and her propensity for repeat turds clearly show that she doesn’t care about signs, warnings, completing the rest of her runs with mudbutt, or the stigma of a society unenamored with joggers taking drive-by @#$%& in and around their properties. She even brings her own toilet paper. The only questions that remain are mechanical and motivational.




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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 20, 2017 06:46PM
......so she poops only.....cereal.......??



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pipiens
Date: September 20, 2017 07:37PM
Its GeneL in drag.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: September 20, 2017 07:55PM
One of my male coworkers at the old job told me that someone had been pooping on the floor of the men’s bathroom. It was a small company, so the list of suspects was pretty short, but no one got caught. Pretty gross.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: September 20, 2017 07:55PM
Well thats a "bran" new problem.



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 20, 2017 08:10PM
Go big or go home, or just go at home?



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Speedy
Date: September 20, 2017 08:32PM
As long as she bags it and pooperly disposes of her droppings...



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: GGD
Date: September 20, 2017 08:32PM
My first guess was that the owner of the targeted lawn owns a dog that has been pooping on this runners lawn.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: billb
Date: September 20, 2017 08:50PM
Pants up ! Don't poop !



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 20, 2017 08:56PM
Isn't it pretty obvious that all that running poops her out?



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: decay
Date: September 20, 2017 09:36PM
should have been Mad Shatter.



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Racer X
Date: September 20, 2017 10:57PM
A friend had a phantom crapper in his unit. They rigged a trap with a flash bang grenade. It went off in the middle of the night and woke everyone up, and there was crap splatter everywhere. Problem solved. Never found out who.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: GeneL
Date: September 21, 2017 12:14AM
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pipiens
Its GeneL in drag.

It wasn't me, I swear! I don't own an outfit like that and I haven't been in Colorado Springs in years.



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: DP
Date: September 21, 2017 06:23AM
That's everyday on the streets of San Francisco!





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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Schpark
Date: September 21, 2017 07:00AM
Time to ambush the pooper in the act with a hose



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: September 21, 2017 07:00AM
I want to catch sight of the person in my neighborhood who never cleans up after his/her large dog.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 21, 2017 07:17AM
....scoop....



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Kraniac
Date: September 21, 2017 07:54AM
visit the alley behind my building and alleys up and down my hood..

favorite MO of the alley crappers..pull a garbage cart away from the line of carts..huddle in the space, back against the wall legs out forward...let her rip..

usual pattern is loose, spattered and running down the wall in a fan shape..lovely

happens at least once a week in our alley..does not make the newspapers.

I've come around the corner many times and stumbled upon someone letting one rip..right in the moment..not pretty..women and men..usually homeless and local drunks..YUK.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 21, 2017 08:17AM
She had to take a load off.



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 21, 2017 08:21AM
.....you guys don't know about.....SQUAT.....[ting].......



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Robert M
Date: September 21, 2017 08:56AM
pRICE,

You know, that's real crappy of her! Yups. Definitely a really crappy thing to do!

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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Acer
Date: September 21, 2017 08:56AM
Plant rose bushes on the spot. You'll either deter her, or you'll have huge roses.*

* Will not work in alleys.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 21, 2017 09:04AM
....you need to bag.....and tag it......



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: September 21, 2017 09:13AM
Years ago, before SoHo turned into a silly overpriced mall, one of my friends had a loft on Crosby St. Every weekend, a mendicant would back up to the building entrance, drop trou and release diarrhea down the door.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 21, 2017 09:23AM
Did she did this every day or just Turdsday?



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: space-time
Date: September 21, 2017 11:32AM
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Kraniac
visit the alley behind my building and alleys up and down my hood..

favorite MO of the alley crappers..pull a garbage cart away from the line of carts..huddle in the space, back against the wall legs out forward...let her rip..

usual pattern is loose, spattered and running down the wall in a fan shape..lovely

happens at least once a week in our alley..does not make the newspapers.

I've come around the corner many times and stumbled upon someone letting one rip..right in the moment..not pretty..women and men..usually homeless and local drunks..YUK.

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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 21, 2017 11:32AM
.....shat....attack.....???



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 21, 2017 11:32AM
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Kraniac
visit the alley behind my building and alleys up and down my hood..

favorite MO of the alley crappers..pull a garbage cart away from the line of carts..huddle in the space, back against the wall legs out forward...let her rip..

usual pattern is loose, spattered and running down the wall in a fan shape..lovely

happens at least once a week in our alley..does not make the newspapers.

I've come around the corner many times and stumbled upon someone letting one rip..right in the moment..not pretty..women and men..usually homeless and local drunks..YUK.



Your story is full of crap.



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: September 21, 2017 11:49AM
I predict that the crapping jogger will be turned in by a stool pigeon.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: 3d
Date: September 21, 2017 11:58AM
*shrug*
Still doo-able.
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: billb
Date: September 21, 2017 12:07PM
needs another girl and a cup



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: September 21, 2017 12:10PM
....perhaps she is a....SCAT.....................terbrain.....??



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: September 21, 2017 12:28PM
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3d
*shrug*
Still doo-able.

What can brown do for you?
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 21, 2017 01:44PM
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ka jowct
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3d
*shrug*
Still doo-able.

What can brown do for you?

If it is brown, RUN AROUND!



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: September 21, 2017 01:50PM
Stop this chit!



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: September 21, 2017 02:07PM
My uncle lived in an apartment complex in Baltimore where they DNA tested dog poop to determine who was leaving their dogs deposits in the grass around the building.



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 21, 2017 02:15PM
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Rick-o
Stop this chit!


I chit you not!



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Yoyodyne ArtWorks
Date: September 21, 2017 03:16PM
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I predict that the crapping jogger will be turned in by a stool pigeon.

And we have a winner! smiley-music039



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Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 21, 2017 05:59PM
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I predict that the crapping jogger will be turned in by a stool pigeon.

And we have a winner! smiley-music039


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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: maco
Date: September 21, 2017 08:27PM
Charmin offers a year supply of toilet paper to the 'Mad Pooper' if she turns herself in

[www.9news.com]
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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 21, 2017 08:49PM
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maco
Charmin offers a year supply of toilet paper to the 'Mad Pooper' if she turns herself in

[www.9news.com]


That would certainly wipe the problem out for a while.



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Ammo
Date: September 21, 2017 10:06PM
You can't make this s*#% up!



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 22, 2017 08:32AM
Police are in a pinch trying to solve this.



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: Racer X
Date: September 22, 2017 03:51PM
I think some people are just too anal about what their neighbors are up to.

I mean, on my block, we don't get too wound up, because, crap happens, you know?



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Re: Colorado Springs neighborhood terrorized by serial public pooper
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 22, 2017 07:46PM
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Racer X
I think some people are just too anal about what their neighbors are up to.

I mean, on my block, we don't get too wound up, because, crap happens, you know?

Don't hold back.



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