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Friday joke: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.
Posted by: what4
Date: December 09, 2017 09:04AM
[A day late]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.

As they turned a corner, a polar bear appeared jumping up and down and repeating, “Do you see me? Do you see me?”

They answered:

“Yes!”
“Oui!”
“Sí”
“Ja!”



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/09/2017 09:05AM by what4.
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Re: Friday joke: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: December 09, 2017 09:16AM
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what4
[A day late]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.

As they turned a corner, a polar bear appeared jumping up and down and repeating, “Do you see me? Do you see me?”

They answered:

“Yes!”
“Oui!”
“Sí”
“Ja!”


smiley-laughing001smiley-laughing001smiley-laughing001smiley-laughing001



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Re: Friday joke: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.
Posted by: DP
Date: December 09, 2017 09:39AM
Took me a couple of minutes but I got it!





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Re: Friday joke: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.
Posted by: Winston
Date: December 09, 2017 09:44AM
Reminds me of my kids' favorite joke.


An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German were discussing the beauty of language. They decided to use one word to illustrate the beauty of their own language.

The Englishman started, with "butterfly". He commented that the word rolled off of the tongue, and was poetic in its imagery.

The Frenchman then waxed prolific about "papillon". "Oo, eet is such a jolie word, papillon. It makes me want to sing." (Luckily, he did not.)

The Spaniard went next, with "mariposa". He said that the word felt like flying flowers, petals in the air.

The German said: "What's wrong with schmetterling?"



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Be seeing you.



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Re: Friday joke: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.
Posted by: space-time
Date: December 09, 2017 11:28AM
LOL at both jokes.
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Re: Friday joke: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.
Posted by: GuyGene
Date: December 09, 2017 02:38PM
facepalm ROTFL



That old man - he don't think like no old man...
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Re: Friday joke: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.
Posted by: bik
Date: December 09, 2017 04:03PM
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Winston
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The German said: "What's wrong with schmetterling?"

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Re: Friday joke: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went for a walk in the snow.
Posted by: Racer X
Date: December 09, 2017 07:03PM
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bik
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Winston
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The German said: "What's wrong with schmetterling?"

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That last guy needed a load of phlegm to get the correct accent.
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