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Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: gadje
Date: January 11, 2018 07:30PM
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How do you hold your "junk", pointing which way?
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28 votes were received.
Pointing UP of course. Is there another way? 2
 
7%
Pointing DOWN. Gravity is a Bitch! 7
 
25%
I am a Lady! I don't have "junk" 5
 
18%
I am M A V I C 5
 
18%
I am a one of the few remaining Gentlmen. 7
 
25%
I am George Costanza. It shrank! 2
 
7%



How do you hold you "junk", you know, in your pants. if you have baby boys, do you put their little weenie the same way when changing diapers? or let nature take its course?
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: DP
Date: January 11, 2018 07:31PM
Is there alcohol involved with this post?




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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: prymsnap
Date: January 11, 2018 07:38PM
Ok, I have to be honest: as a woman, I never knew men had a choice in the pointing thing. I thought nature kind of determined the particulars of each man's, um, compass points. Learn something new every day.
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: DP
Date: January 11, 2018 07:51PM
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prymsnap
Ok, I have to be honest: as a woman, I never knew men had a choice in the pointing thing. I thought nature kind of determined the particulars of each man's, um, compass points. Learn something new every day.

Oh, boy, here we go... You mean, you've never heard of a man "dressing on the left" or "right"?




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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: AllGold
Date: January 11, 2018 07:57PM
There's also left or right.

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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: prymsnap
Date: January 11, 2018 08:04PM
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Ok, I have to be honest: as a woman, I never knew men had a choice in the pointing thing. I thought nature kind of determined the particulars of each man's, um, compass points. Learn something new every day.

Oh, boy, here we go... You mean, you've never heard of a man "dressing on the left" or "right"?

Yes BUT I thought it was like: "does your gear naturally go to the left or to the right?" I never knew it was a choice.
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: prymsnap
Date: January 11, 2018 08:07PM
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prymsnap
Ok, I have to be honest: as a woman, I never knew men had a choice in the pointing thing. I thought nature kind of determined the particulars of each man's, um, compass points. Learn something new every day.

Oh, boy, here we go... You mean, you've never heard of a man "dressing on the left" or "right"?

Yes BUT I thought it was like: "does your gear naturally go to the left or to the right?" I never knew it was a choice.

Now, that said, in Pete Townshend's (guitar player, not Princess Margaret's paramour) autobiography he describes how he and the band would arrange themselves for maximum visibility. An entirely different thing, I think.
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: DP
Date: January 11, 2018 08:09PM
If I got my clothes tailored, I would be asked that question. Then, extra material is added to the side of the crotch chosen... Seriously!




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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: stephen
Date: January 11, 2018 08:17PM
This was a topic of discussion in the fraternity house one night. Pretty funny how "devoted" each was to their way of pointing.
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: vicrock
Date: January 11, 2018 08:17PM
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If I got my clothes tailored, I would be asked that question. Then, extra material is added to the side of the crotch chosen... Seriously!

Which brings back to mind the old joke about the man in the tailor shop, who, when asked that question said "for this price, it should swing back and forth!"
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: space-time
Date: January 11, 2018 08:18PM
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If I got my clothes tailored, I would be asked that question. Then, extra material is added to the side of the crotch chosen... Seriously!

sometimes I think it would be easier to be a Lady. As long as @#$%& are about the same size, there is nothing to break the symmetry!
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: sekker
Date: January 11, 2018 08:32PM
Where's the disclaimer - isn't this a classic 'nosy pole'?





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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: January 11, 2018 08:40PM
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sometimes I think it would be easier to be a Lady. As long as @#$%& are about the same size, there is nothing to break the symmetry!

There isn't a man alive that could put up with the issues of being a woman. We complain when they complain every month AND THEY HAVE A REASON TO COMPLAIN.

Besides if men had to go through childbirth the human race would have gone extinct by the second or third generation.

Men are the stronger race... pffft. Not a chance.



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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 11, 2018 09:48PM
.....allegedly, the point of the 'Prince Albert' was to be able to pull the......'item' close to the thigh......particularly during the period when tight pants were the rage.........



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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: Acer
Date: January 12, 2018 07:49AM
( ) Throw it over the shoulder like a continental soldier
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 12, 2018 07:51AM
....most guys prefer that someone else hold it for them.......



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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: Lizabeth
Date: January 12, 2018 07:52AM
How did this thread get started?
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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: GuyGene
Date: January 12, 2018 09:04AM
agree smiley



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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: January 12, 2018 09:09AM
....you guys said.....a mouth full......



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Re: Ladies and Remaining Gentlemen
Posted by: Buzz
Date: January 12, 2018 03:46PM
Positive or negative Throckmortoning, eh? Silly Canadians...
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