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Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: February 02, 2018 11:26AM
Anybody else need an extra cup of coffee?







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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: February 02, 2018 11:41AM




"After a time, you may find, that having is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

- Mr. Spock



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: February 02, 2018 03:39PM
I don't know if this is better for funnies or fitness.





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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: mikebw
Date: February 02, 2018 04:30PM
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
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Date: February 02, 2018 04:45PM
Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: February 02, 2018 05:09PM


"After a time, you may find, that having is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

- Mr. Spock



“There is no greater calling than to serve your fellow men. There is no greater contribution than to help the weak. There is no greater satisfaction than to have done it well.”

- Walter Reuther
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: artie67
Date: February 02, 2018 06:27PM
A man died one day and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter replied, "Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on the clock will move."

"Oh," said the man as he pointed at one of them, "Whose clock is that?"

St. Peter replied, "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"That's incredible," said the man.

St. Peter pointed to another clock, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life."

The man was impressed, and then asked, "Where's Donald Trump's clock?

St. Peter said, "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: billb
Date: February 02, 2018 07:40PM




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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: sekker
Date: February 03, 2018 09:37AM
artie, that was awesome.
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