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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: September 14, 2018 07:33AM
Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens A: a meowntain



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Sam3
Date: September 14, 2018 08:51AM
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pRICE cUBE
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: September 14, 2018 10:30AM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: September 14, 2018 10:38AM




"After a time, you may find, that having is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

- Mr. Spock



“There is no greater calling than to serve your fellow men. There is no greater contribution than to help the weak. There is no greater satisfaction than to have done it well.”

- Walter Reuther
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: billb
Date: September 14, 2018 11:40AM


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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: September 14, 2018 11:59AM
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the taxi I took home.
I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve.
Then some idiot shows up and drinks the whole thing!
But enough about me .. .. how's your day going?"



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: September 14, 2018 08:09PM
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