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Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: November 09, 2018 08:00AM
A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.


Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.


I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: November 09, 2018 08:35AM


'nuff said



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: beagledave
Date: November 09, 2018 08:36AM
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: pipiens
Date: November 09, 2018 09:00AM
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. As a devoted husband he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need to spoil his good time by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she was not around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice looking woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

The wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, immediately attracted his attention. He left his then-current partner high and dry, and devoted his time to the new babe who had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear, and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars parked outside and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed. She was anxious to hear the explanation he would have for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.

He said, "Oh, the same old thing...you know I never have a good time when you're not there."

"Did you dance much?"

"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, and we went into the den and played poker all evening."

"But," he added, "you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: fromish
Date: November 09, 2018 09:55AM
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: richorlin
Date: November 09, 2018 09:56AM
A boy, a young man and a senior citizen were sitting on a park bench on a hot summer day.
The boy said "I'm tired and thirsty. I think I'll have some water."
The young man said "I'm tired and thirsty. I think I'll have a beer."
The oldster said "I'm tired and thisty. I think I have diabetes."



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: November 09, 2018 10:38AM












Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/09/2018 10:40AM by pRICE cUBE.
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: November 09, 2018 11:07AM




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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: November 09, 2018 11:12AM
pRICE cUBE I knew posting the NYG logo would draw a Raiders response. The cellar is getting crowded!
angry villagers smiley



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: timg
Date: November 09, 2018 12:15PM




Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: November 09, 2018 01:14PM
Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.

Paul



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: November 09, 2018 01:28PM




"After a time, you may find, that having is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

- Mr. Spock



“There is no greater calling than to serve your fellow men. There is no greater contribution than to help the weak. There is no greater satisfaction than to have done it well.”

- Walter Reuther
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: billb
Date: November 09, 2018 02:01PM





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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: November 09, 2018 07:08PM




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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: CW2V
Date: November 09, 2018 09:11PM


CW2V
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: space-time
Date: November 10, 2018 08:16PM
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CW2V


CW2V

I do not get it.
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: billb
Date: November 10, 2018 08:48PM
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CW2V


CW2V

I do not get it.

IE response time is a tad latent



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: space-time
Date: November 11, 2018 08:40AM
LOL, now I see it.
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