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What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: space-time
Date: March 29, 2019 07:57PM
you guys are dragging the average down.

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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: March 29, 2019 08:14PM
why did i read this headline and then know right away who posted it? :-)
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 29, 2019 09:00PM
....I smell sex and candy.......



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: space-time
Date: March 29, 2019 09:12PM
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mrbigstuff
why did i read this headline and then know right away who posted it? :-)

is my reputation really that bad? then it's time for a new ID
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: wurm
Date: March 29, 2019 09:35PM
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mrbigstuff
why did i read this headline and then know right away who posted it? :-)

I did the exact same thing. smiling smiley
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: space-time
Date: March 29, 2019 09:55PM
anything to avoid the topic, huh?

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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: March 29, 2019 09:56PM
A long time.

And @#$%& you....

Sorry... it makes me grumpy.

Reminds me, I gotta go to the asian massage place.

winking smiley



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: March 29, 2019 10:01PM
In dog years?
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: DinerDave
Date: March 29, 2019 10:02PM
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Paul F.
A long time.

And @#$%& you....

Sorry... it makes me grumpy.

Reminds me, I gotta go to the asian massage place.

winking smiley

Same here...



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: space-time
Date: March 29, 2019 10:33PM
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anonymouse1
In dog years?

with another human, not with pets, please...
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: davester
Date: March 29, 2019 11:13PM
So, if after having sex I pick up my computer to view this topic and then my partner indicates that there might be more whoopee coming up, how do I answer this question. Is it past tense or future tense?



"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." (1987) -- Carl Sagan
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: space-time
Date: March 29, 2019 11:27PM
Present tense
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 29, 2019 11:45PM
....with a person.......???


.....or hands.....across America......???



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: timg
Date: March 30, 2019 12:23AM
tuesday. so don't blame me for that story.



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: jdc
Date: March 30, 2019 12:29AM
an hour ago.

Depending on what demographic they are talking about, it could be a super positive thing.

Teenagers should not be, and if their numbers are down... great.



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: March 30, 2019 08:10AM
August 27, 2016




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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: pdq
Date: March 30, 2019 09:07AM
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CJsNvrUrly
August 27, 2016

That reminds me of a line from Grumpy Old Men, when Ann-Margaret’s character is coming on to Jack Lemmon’s character, and the latter says “I’m not prepared” and says something about safe sex. (Ann-Margaret) says “when was the last time you had sex?” And (Lemmon) answers “Tuesday..........October 4th...1978”.
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 30, 2019 09:37AM
....when I think about this......I touch......myself......



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: Microman
Date: March 30, 2019 10:17AM
I keep negotiating with significant other, as we get older.

Last response I got was

"Not every Sunday"
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: testcase
Date: March 30, 2019 11:40AM
1959...........





It's 2107 now............ eye rolling smiley
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 30, 2019 11:47AM
.....gone....in 60 seconds.....



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: tuqqer
Date: March 30, 2019 11:48AM
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Paul F.
Reminds me, I gotta go to the asian massage place.

winking smiley

Go man go!



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: Buzz
Date: March 30, 2019 12:09PM
Damnit, I googled ‘sex’ to find out what y’all were talking about, and now my computer is infected with all sorts of stuff that doesn’t look at all familiar....
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: March 30, 2019 01:43PM
Ask me after I'm dead and buried.



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: March 30, 2019 03:02PM
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space-time
with another human...

Does sex with your mom count... emoticon-tv-015



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: TLB
Date: March 30, 2019 05:32PM
Before I got married, can't remember the year.
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: fauch
Date: March 31, 2019 07:52AM
How are we defining "sex"???
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 31, 2019 08:33AM
.........in utero....???



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: March 31, 2019 11:40AM
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NewtonMP2100
....with a person.......???


.....or hands.....across America......???

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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: March 31, 2019 11:43AM
This thread brought to you by Kleenex and Hanes brand gym socks.
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: space-time
Date: March 31, 2019 12:46PM
Kleenex I understand, But socks??? WTF?
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: JoeH
Date: March 31, 2019 01:03PM
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space-time
Kleenex I understand, But socks??? WTF?

The stereotype is that they are used by teenage boys...
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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 31, 2019 01:27PM
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JoeH
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space-time
Kleenex I understand, But socks??? WTF?

The stereotype is that they are used by teenage boys...



....good way to hide activity.....you just throw the socks in the laundry and the parents have no idea.......at least in the U.S......and no mess to cleanup......it all goes inside the sock.....



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Re: What's the last time you had sex?
Posted by: Yoyodyne ArtWorks
Date: March 31, 2019 04:23PM
Keepin’ it classy, MRF! hamster dance



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and treat them as things we use to satisfy our own desires,
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