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Bird reflects on frailty, impermanence of life…
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: April 11, 2019 10:36PM
[local.theonion.com]



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Re: Bird reflects on frailty, impermanence of life…
Posted by: davester
Date: April 12, 2019 02:08AM
Seeing a dead human lying on the ground makes me feel exactly the same way.



"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." (1987) -- Carl Sagan
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Re: Bird reflects on frailty, impermanence of life…
Posted by: vision63
Date: April 12, 2019 02:33AM
I admire a reflective bird.
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Re: Bird reflects on frailty, impermanence of life…
Posted by: 3d
Date: April 12, 2019 08:41AM
Scrolling down the page a bit...

[local.theonion.com]

Family Respects Grandmother’s Wishes To Have Open-Bloused Funeral

SOUTHAMPTON, PA—Insisting that it was just their nana’s “special way” of saying goodbye, mourners confirmed Friday that the Shreve family had respected their grandmother’s wishes to have an opened-bloused funeral. “I know it makes some people a little uncomfortable to see her lying there, shirt open and tits out, but this is how she wanted to be remembered,” said 59-year-old family matriarch Cecelia Shreve through tears, who went on to credit the mortician’s tasteful presentation, and for “making those knockers look 20 years younger.”

“You know, it’s not for everyone, but I think seeing her rack out in the open really helped bring the room some closure. Unfortunately, it still doesn’t change the fact that tomorrow, I have to wake up in a world where my mom and her beautiful bazongas aren’t around anymore. God bless ‘the girls.’” At press time, the Shreve family rushed to console Cecelia, who had started to sob uncontrollably after kissing her mother on the chest one last time.
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Re: Bird reflects on frailty, impermanence of life…
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: April 12, 2019 09:58AM
I always enjoyed their front page teasers that led to no actual article, such as “Independent-minded Cat @#$%& Outside Box”.



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