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Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: April 13, 2019 03:18PM
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Was this an ordinary day at Walmart?




[www.wsbradio.com]

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. -

Police said a woman practiced karate moves in the parking lot of a Wisconsin store while her son was naked inside the store and her dog was roaming free, WTMJ reported.

Lisa Smith, 46, and her son, Benny Vann, 25, were arrested by Eau Claire police at the store Thursday, the television station reported. Smith was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping. Vann was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. The dog, named Bo, was caught by police officers and brought to the Humane Society, WTMJ reported.

According to a news release from the Eau Claire Police Department, officers responded at 8:30 p.m. for a retail theft in progress at Walmart, WEAU reported. They found Smith in the entryway of the store, screaming and trying to catch her dog. She allegedly began pulling store displays apart and put them in her cart, WMTJ reported. When asked to leave, Smith performed karate moves in the parking lot, police said.

Bo allegedly grabbed a box of cornbread muffin mix and tried to leave the store, the television station reported. Smith was arrested at this point and allegedly fought with officers, police said.

Meanwhile, police said Vann had removed his clothes in the back of the store, exposing himself to customers, WQOW reported.






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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: April 13, 2019 03:54PM
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Lisa Smith, 46,


I wonder if her age is transposed -- 64 looks more realistic.



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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: April 13, 2019 04:15PM
Meth
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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: space-time
Date: April 13, 2019 04:40PM
even 64 is not enough. more like 84, or 94. seriously.
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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: April 13, 2019 05:36PM
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space-time
even 64 is not enough. more like 84, or 94. seriously.

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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: April 13, 2019 05:48PM
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Carnos Jax
Meth

second that!



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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: April 13, 2019 06:02PM
PCP perhaps.



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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: April 13, 2019 09:50PM
Sounds like a lucky break for Bo. Hope he gets a good home.



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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: DP
Date: April 14, 2019 06:57AM
Meth

Alcohol and cigarettes.





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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: April 14, 2019 08:32AM
This is your brain




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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: kurtzie
Date: April 14, 2019 08:47AM
I think your poll needs a third choice:

It's a Wisconsin thing…
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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: April 14, 2019 09:26AM
Florida offered them both honorary citizenship.
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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: April 14, 2019 09:34AM
PCP perhaps.

Not likely.

I've seen a lot of PCP users who never looked anything like that.

Meth users on the other hand, look very much like her.


Meth

Alcohol and cigarettes.


All of the above.




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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: Rolando
Date: April 14, 2019 10:38AM
I voted yes, (in jest) but I'm more suprised this wasn't in Florida!



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Re: Walmart Wackiness Wisconsin
Posted by: AllGold
Date: April 14, 2019 05:35PM
I think it's about halfway between "unusual" and "Thursday at Walmart."



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