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We're all Apes
Posted by: vision63
Date: April 18, 2019 04:03AM
All of us. Our children are baby Apes. All hail the Apes. We're clever and express ourselves via crude (crood?) languages depending on the location of our habitats. We're a social species yet we frequently are hostile towards one another. Ape on Ape crime is an issue. Many of us worship the Ape God in the sky in grand places of worship built with our surprisingly sophisticated Ape tools.

Ape Pride 2019.
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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: April 18, 2019 04:29AM
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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: vision63
Date: April 18, 2019 04:39AM
Don't wanna die ina nuclear waa.... [www.youtube.com]

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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: April 18, 2019 05:20AM
Ook?
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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: April 18, 2019 05:52AM
.....Take your stinking paws off me............you.......damn........dirty........ape..............!!!



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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: DP
Date: April 18, 2019 06:15AM
Hey! Don't insult apes...





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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: davester
Date: April 18, 2019 09:37AM
[www.youtube.com]

"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"



"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." (1987) -- Carl Sagan
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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: April 18, 2019 10:33AM
I beg to differ, we’re not simply apes.....we’re Great Apes!
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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: timg
Date: April 18, 2019 10:48AM




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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: April 18, 2019 10:52AM
....this is just.....bananas......



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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: Lew Zealand
Date: April 18, 2019 11:04AM
I'll have you know that my children are definitely monkeys. You, sir, are prejudiced against other Primates.

Orderist! Orderist!

We are not 'lower' primates, you are! We hang in the trees while you bottom-dwellers are stuck on the ground, barely able to climb a tree.
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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: April 18, 2019 12:20PM
Ah ha ! The Brachiators vs Ambulators. Ground borne humans are lesser than we humans who grew up both ambulating AND brachiating. Fear of heights is to deny your specie's ability to travel arboreally ! To the trees !
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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: vision63
Date: April 18, 2019 12:47PM
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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: April 18, 2019 03:47PM




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Re: We're all Apes
Posted by: vision63
Date: April 18, 2019 07:49PM
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Lew Zealand
I'll have you know that my children are definitely monkeys. You, sir, are prejudiced against other Primates.

Orderist! Orderist!

We are not 'lower' primates, you are! We hang in the trees while you bottom-dwellers are stuck on the ground, barely able to climb a tree.

I don't know. We use lots of monkey butlers. There "is" a future for your children.

So mad.

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