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Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: April 26, 2019 12:48PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: April 26, 2019 01:30PM
I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.

I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?

I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: April 26, 2019 01:32PM
I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 26, 2019 02:00PM
What happens when your straight-laced company's party planner takes a joke suggestion of coke and strippers too literally.





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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: testcase
Date: April 26, 2019 02:38PM
If big breasted women work at Hooters, where do women who have only one leg work?






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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: richorlin
Date: April 26, 2019 04:22PM




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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: timg
Date: April 26, 2019 05:46PM
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richorlin

wait, why are they white people? shouldn't they be korean?



Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: lost in space
Date: April 26, 2019 07:49PM
Found on Bits & Pieces

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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: max
Date: April 26, 2019 08:32PM
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Re: Friday Funnies - Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: rexs
Date: April 27, 2019 04:12PM
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testcase
If big breasted women work at Hooters, where do women who have only one leg work?




Groan

Previous work experience was at Peggy's and Eileen's Cafe
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