[people.com]

The two have offically after less than a year of marriage.

“Liam and Miley have agreed to separate at this time,” a rep for Cyrus told PEOPLE in a statement on August 10. “Ever-evolving, changing as partners and individuals, they have decided this is what’s best while they both focus on themselves and careers. They still remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share while lovingly taking this time apart. Please respect their process and privacy.”

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....what the....she gave up a Hemsworth brother......??

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Holy moly. She looks a hot mess.

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....what the....she gave up a Hemsworth brother......??

I'd imagine it's more a case of he accidentally sobered up and said "Wait... I'm married to who?!?".

Uninhibited redneck chicks can be a lot of fun, no doubt about it, but just know that if you're involved with one that sooner or later you're gonna end up being shoved shirtless and handcuffed into the back seat of a squad car on an episode of Cops, which is fine if you live in Tallahassee, but when you live in Hollywood and it's TMZ filming instead of Cops the stakes are a little higher.

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....what the....she gave up a Hemsworth brother......??

I'd imagine it's more a case of he accidentally sobered up and said "Wait... I'm married to who?!?".

Uninhibited redneck chicks can be a lot of fun, no doubt about it, but just know that if you're involved with one that sooner or later you're gonna end up being shoved shirtless and handcuffed into the back seat of a squad car on an episode of Cops, which is fine if you live in Tallahassee, but when you live in Hollywood and it's TMZ filming instead of Cops the stakes are a little higher.

Apparently they were together for a decade before they got married. He should have got married back then. She is literally worth hundreds of millions of dollars more than he is. She's paid like an athlete.

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....what the....she gave up a Hemsworth brother......??

I'd imagine it's more a case of he accidentally sobered up and said "Wait... I'm married to who?!?".

Uninhibited redneck chicks can be a lot of fun, no doubt about it, but just know that if you're involved with one that sooner or later you're gonna end up being shoved shirtless and handcuffed into the back seat of a squad car on an episode of Cops, which is fine if you live in Tallahassee, but when you live in Hollywood and it's TMZ filming instead of Cops the stakes are a little higher.

Apparently they were together for a decade before they got married. He should have got married back then. She is literally worth hundreds of millions of dollars more than he is. She's paid like an athlete.

Possibly, but had they gotten married back then I doubt the marriage would have lasted as long as this one did. You never truly know someone until you live with them every day.

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....I believe they did live together before getting hitched.....they were on/off again so many times so clearly there was some 'incompatibility'.....just speculating but he seems very 'vanilla' and she is the opposite so guessing that is what happened......

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....I believe they did live together before getting hitched.....they were on/off again so many times so clearly there was some 'incompatibility'.....just speculating but he seems very 'vanilla' and she is the opposite so guessing that is what happened......

I'd place my bet there too.

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....I believe they did live together before getting hitched.....they were on/off again so many times so clearly there was some 'incompatibility'.....just speculating but he seems very 'vanilla' and she is the opposite so guessing that is what happened......

I have a friend whose wife left him because he was "boring". And, they dated for years before marriage.

Nowadays, he just works, becomes just a bit plumper, and plays computer games from the '80s and '90s.

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NewtonMP2100
....I believe they did live together before getting hitched.....they were on/off again so many times so clearly there was some 'incompatibility'.....just speculating but he seems very 'vanilla' and she is the opposite so guessing that is what happened......

I have a friend whose wife left him because he was "boring". And, they dated for years before marriage.

Nowadays, he just works, becomes just a bit plumper, and plays computer games from the '80s and '90s.

That doesn't sound so bad. Unless he wants more.

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NewtonMP2100
....I believe they did live together before getting hitched.....they were on/off again so many times so clearly there was some 'incompatibility'.....just speculating but he seems very 'vanilla' and she is the opposite so guessing that is what happened......

I have a friend whose wife left him because he was "boring". And, they dated for years before marriage.

Nowadays, he just works, becomes just a bit plumper, and plays computer games from the '80s and '90s.

That doesn't sound so bad. Unless he wants more.

Let's just say that the dating scene is not working out for him.

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NewtonMP2100
....I believe they did live together before getting hitched.....they were on/off again so many times so clearly there was some 'incompatibility'.....just speculating but he seems very 'vanilla' and she is the opposite so guessing that is what happened......

I have a friend whose wife left him because he was "boring". And, they dated for years before marriage.

Nowadays, he just works, becomes just a bit plumper, and plays computer games from the '80s and '90s.

That doesn't sound so bad. Unless he wants more.

Let's just say that the dating scene is not working out for him.

So essentially, he's just giving up?

Liam felt she didn't have enough tattoos.

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NewtonMP2100
....I believe they did live together before getting hitched.....they were on/off again so many times so clearly there was some 'incompatibility'.....just speculating but he seems very 'vanilla' and she is the opposite so guessing that is what happened......

I have a friend whose wife left him because he was "boring". And, they dated for years before marriage.

Nowadays, he just works, becomes just a bit plumper, and plays computer games from the '80s and '90s.

That doesn't sound so bad. Unless he wants more.

Let's just say that the dating scene is not working out for him.

So essentially, he's just giving up?

Yep! His last attempt was in December but she ghosted him after a trip to a casino. They went with her two aunts and one aunt said something to her during the trip and that was it.

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NewtonMP2100
....I believe they did live together before getting hitched.....they were on/off again so many times so clearly there was some 'incompatibility'.....just speculating but he seems very 'vanilla' and she is the opposite so guessing that is what happened......

I have a friend whose wife left him because he was "boring". And, they dated for years before marriage.

Nowadays, he just works, becomes just a bit plumper, and plays computer games from the '80s and '90s.

That doesn't sound so bad. Unless he wants more.

Let's just say that the dating scene is not working out for him.

So essentially, he's just giving up?

Yep! His last attempt was in December but she ghosted him after a trip to a casino. They went with her two aunts and one aunt said something to her during the trip and that was it.

Tell him not to get discouraged and just focus on himself and being strong and purposeful. The women can be later on.

I've heard of them, but I didn't know they were together, much less married, so it seems things are back to normal.
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Did she teach him to twerk?

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... while they both focus on themselves and careers. They still remain dedicated parents to all of their animals they share ...

Those poor “children”