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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: January 24, 2020 07:04AM
I went into a store to buy some books about turtles. "Hardbacks?" asked the shopkeeper."Yes," I replied. "And they have little heads, too."




What does the world's top dentist get? A little plaque.




I used to be addicted to not showering. Luckily, I've been clean for five years.



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Posted by: Steve G.
Date: January 24, 2020 09:27AM
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Posted by: Rick-o
Date: January 24, 2020 09:36AM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: January 24, 2020 09:57AM






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Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: January 24, 2020 12:45PM







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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: PeterB
Date: January 24, 2020 01:50PM
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Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Ammo
Date: January 24, 2020 03:26PM
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says, “Do you smell fish?"

I read a book on anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down.

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.



Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. —Wendy Mass

Until you make your unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. - Carl Jung
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Posted by: Schpark
Date: January 25, 2020 02:58PM
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POMTL!



"Without death, life would lose much of its meaning. My goal is to live in such a manner that I alter world in some fundamental way before I'm gone. As I get older and watch my son grow I realize I've already achieved my goal." - Ztirffritz
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Posted by: RgrF
Date: January 25, 2020 11:48PM
The man you thought was your brother is actually your dad?!
Wow, well, if it makes you feel better, I just found out that my dad is actually my uncle’s brother.


I’m sorry that you had your identity stolen.
If it makes you feel better, I’ve already forgotten your name.




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