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I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: steve...
Date: March 24, 2020 04:17PM
Received 54 rolls today in an unmarked Amazon box. I've been wondering if it might be hijacked if shipped in a box that indicated the contents.

I placed the order exactly one month ago without knowing there was going to be a shortage.

Appears to be the same quality I've been buying in the stores.

Previous thread on Feb. 23: MR forum

:-)




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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Acer
Date: March 24, 2020 04:20PM
HOARDER!
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: DP
Date: March 24, 2020 04:32PM
Celebrate!





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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 24, 2020 04:36PM
.....wipe without guilt.....enjoy it on your throne [ of thorns ].....



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Zoidberg
Date: March 24, 2020 04:38PM
I would buy the big packs of TP for each bathroom in the house. My wife thought this was silly and took up too much space, saying that if I go to the grocery every few days why buy so much at once? (beyond the minimal price savings)

After my last trip, the COVID word got out, and the very next day the paper goods aisles were bare at every local grocery. So I did okay, at least for the time being.

Though as soon as we can, and assuming this doesn't put me in the ground (just kidding; I'm going to be cremated when the time comes), we'll be getting bidets in the house.



(BTW, it's spelled < y'all >.)
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: March 24, 2020 04:40PM
Brother can you spare a roll ???

We’ve got about 1/2 of a large “club” pack left. So we are good. I hope.
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: jdc
Date: March 24, 2020 04:40PM
54 rolls woudl last me a year+.



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Bill in NC
Date: March 24, 2020 04:41PM
Still looking for a sub-$100 washlet (round bowl) without a "leaked all over my floor" review on Amazon.
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 24, 2020 05:14PM
.....you can change your name to.......T.P. Barnum......



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Fritz
Date: March 24, 2020 05:14PM
I'm on my last roll. Soon no crapping allowed until corn becomes available again.
I see the ads for bidets are way up.
And there are no kitchen side sprays at Home Depot.



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 24, 2020 05:20PM
....you can use corn husk to......



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: March 24, 2020 05:34PM
Enjoy - just don't use it in front of jealous neighbors.
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: March 24, 2020 05:38PM
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S. Pupp
Enjoy - just don't use it in front of jealous neighbors.

Weird neighborhood!
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 24, 2020 05:42PM
......I still.....get....jealous.....


I.....still get.....jealous......?!



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Harbourmaster
Date: March 24, 2020 05:42PM
Good thing they weren't delivered individually!






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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: sekker
Date: March 24, 2020 06:18PM
We received ours as a part of our regular 'subscribe and save' order, except in a second, unmarked box to 'prevent it from being stolen and sold on the black market', according to my wife.
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: space-time
Date: March 24, 2020 06:22PM
how long will it last if you get a diarrhea?
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 24, 2020 06:28PM
.....until the last.....rhea.....??


.....he can....Die....[ arrhea ]......Another....Day......



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: PeterB
Date: March 24, 2020 06:51PM
I suggest you host a "we have the TP!" party in your neighborhood, and give out rolls to deserving folks.




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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Racer X
Date: March 24, 2020 07:29PM
3 words

pinata chop shop

you can spot them by all the uneaten cheap candy in their dumpster.
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: March 24, 2020 08:21PM
I know someone who didn't realize the units and just received received 96 rolls from AMZ.




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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Racer X
Date: March 24, 2020 08:58PM
one less thing to worry about then.
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: richorlin
Date: March 24, 2020 11:54PM
We have enough for awhile.
Stopped at Target late last week and they had TP all the way in the far back corner of the store. Picked up a 96 roll pack and as I moved to the front of the store to check out, I saw people carrying smaller packs. Since it was one to a customer, I couldn't understand why they didn't grab the 96-roll pack other than they didn't have room for it.
After I dumped it in my car, I went back for another one and made it out of the store. With what I already had on-hand, I think we have 200+ rolls in the garage. We're good for at least a year.

Reminds me of our first Foreign Service posting to Pakistan. Needed necessities for at least two years. Who keeps track of how many toothbrushes you use in a year for a family of three?
We still had toothbrushes half-way through our third posting four years later.



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 25, 2020 12:17AM
....unless there is a digestive emergency.....then TP use will skyrocket.....



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Racer X
Date: March 25, 2020 12:58AM
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NewtonMP2100
....unless there is a digestive emergency.....then TP use will skyrocket.....

if its that bad, I usually need to shower anyway.
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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: jdc
Date: March 25, 2020 03:06AM
200 hundred rolls? thats 200 hundred weeks for me -- 4 years worth.



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Fritz
Date: March 25, 2020 07:40AM
woo hoo! found half a doz I had stashed.
you're all safe.
Even though he's an outdoor, Owen the cat was getting a little nervous watching me check out the box.



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: rgG
Date: March 25, 2020 08:43AM
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Fritz
woo hoo! found half a doz I had stashed.
you're all safe.
Even though he's an outdoor, Owen the cat was getting a little nervous watching me check out the box.

Cat will kill you in your sleep, just saying. smiling smiley





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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: Fritz
Date: March 25, 2020 08:57AM
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rgG

Cat will kill you in your sleep, just saying. smiling smiley

he does regularly try to suffocate me by sleeping on my face.
I'm now his pillow with the wifey stuck in Fla.



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Re: I'm feeling a little bit guilty. Received my Amazon TP order
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 25, 2020 09:46AM
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Racer X
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NewtonMP2100
....unless there is a digestive emergency.....then TP use will skyrocket.....

if its that bad, I usually need to shower anyway.


.....can one just save time......do it in the shower....then shower right away [ only works if liquid ].....??



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