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So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: March 31, 2020 02:08PM
Has been wiped out !

(More Dad Jokes wanted !)
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Posted by: freeradical
Date: March 31, 2020 02:13PM
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Posted by: cbelt3
Date: March 31, 2020 02:14PM
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Busted AND Flushed ?
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: March 31, 2020 02:40PM
When 'I've got a flush' becomes 'I gotta flush'.




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must suffer with him.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

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Perfection is the enemy of progress. -Winston Churchill

-An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

Mister, that's a ten-gallon hat on a twenty-gallon head.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: March 31, 2020 03:01PM
I'm down to 87 rolls.



It is what it is.
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 31, 2020 03:02PM
.....oh....de.....toilet.....??



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: tronnei
Date: March 31, 2020 03:10PM
Just sent 6 rolls from our house in Minnesota to my son in Boston. None in stores around him or available via Amazon.
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: wave rider
Date: March 31, 2020 03:10PM
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N-OS X-tasy!
I'm down to 87 rolls.

smiley-shocked003



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 31, 2020 03:14PM
....with six you get...egg......roll.....



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: March 31, 2020 03:21PM
Bidet attachment... If I turn it up to "pressure wash", I never NEED TP again.
But I prefer the somewhat less aggressive setting, so, a roll lasts me about 3 weeks.
I'm set until this time next year.



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Eureka, CA
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 31, 2020 03:23PM
.....everyone already has a bidet in their bathroom.....it's called shower/bath tub......just 'wash' yourself after, instead of using TP......since TP is still being hoarded.....



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: PeterB
Date: March 31, 2020 03:42PM
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Paul F.
Bidet attachment... If I turn it up to "pressure wash", I never NEED TP again.
But I prefer the somewhat less aggressive setting, so, a roll lasts me about 3 weeks.
I'm set until this time next year.

What exactly are these aggressive settings of which you speak?

Does it range from "mild scrub" to "oh yeah, I feel it" to "mmm, feels kinda nice" to "not tonight, I need some lube" to "cleaner than an enema/colon cleanse" ? grinning smiley




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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: Fritz
Date: March 31, 2020 03:45PM
steel wool



!#$@@$#!

If there are spelling issues, please pardon, Owen the cat is sitting on my keyboard.
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: Acer
Date: March 31, 2020 04:00PM
junk mail
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: March 31, 2020 04:20PM
Well, I'll tell ya... Mine is an el-cheapo model, so don't tar all bidet attachments with this brush...
But, turning the knob just a bit provides a wash of the area required.
Opening that knob full throttle could be mistaken for sittin' on a steel cutting water jet machine. It'll strip off the excreta, and quite possibly all the skin on that area too.
A gentle hand with the valve is suggested.
I still want the model I used in Thailand... High end Japanese model - had heated water, of adjustable temperature no less... massage spray settings, a joystick for aiming (insert Klingon joke here....), the whole nine yards.


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Paul F.
Bidet attachment... If I turn it up to "pressure wash", I never NEED TP again.
But I prefer the somewhat less aggressive setting, so, a roll lasts me about 3 weeks.
I'm set until this time next year.

What exactly are these aggressive settings of which you speak?

Does it range from "mild scrub" to "oh yeah, I feel it" to "mmm, feels kinda nice" to "not tonight, I need some lube" to "cleaner than an enema/colon cleanse" ? grinning smiley



Paul F.
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A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 5 BC - 65 AD
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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.

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Eureka, CA
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: AllGold
Date: March 31, 2020 04:21PM
From the too much information department, possibly the worst part of my appendectomy is the massive doses of antibiotics have killed all the bacteria in my intestines.

Poops are frequent and very messy because they're pretty much totally liquid.



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: March 31, 2020 04:23PM
....at least it comes out easily......you don't have to push....to get it out.....



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: Acer
Date: March 31, 2020 04:53PM
The BM reports are starting to make this place sound like the dining room at the retirement village.
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: rgG
Date: March 31, 2020 06:13PM
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Acer
The BM reports are starting to make this place sound like the dining room at the retirement village.

Yeah, we are a pitiful bunch right now, lol.





Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: March 31, 2020 06:28PM
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AllGold
From the too much information department, possibly the worst part of my appendectomy is the massive doses of antibiotics have killed all the bacteria in my intestines.
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They didn’t give you a dose of intestinal flora ?
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: AllGold
Date: March 31, 2020 07:06PM
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cbelt3
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AllGold
From the too much information department, possibly the worst part of my appendectomy is the massive doses of antibiotics have killed all the bacteria in my intestines.
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They didn’t give you a dose of intestinal flora ?

Nope. "Eat some yogurt."

But I'm still on strong oral antibiotics, so I'm not sure how much good that will do until the course of antibiotics is over.



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: April 01, 2020 12:12AM
Eat live culture yogurt, and ferment yourself some sauerkraut or kimchi (the latter has a lot more flavor). Both good sources of various bacterial strains that live in your gut. Either one can be made in 1-4 days at home, too.



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A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 5 BC - 65 AD
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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.

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Eureka, CA
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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: Janit
Date: April 01, 2020 07:21AM
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AllGold
From the too much information department, possibly the worst part of my appendectomy is the massive doses of antibiotics have killed all the bacteria in my intestines.

Poops are frequent and very messy because they're pretty much totally liquid.

Is this pattern expected? If not, then C. Dif infection might be suspected, depending on the antibiotic cocktail they have you on and any other symptoms.

PS: NOT a doctor of medicine



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: Bill in NC
Date: April 01, 2020 02:46PM
Residential bathrooms here in the U.S. usually have the toilet right next to the bathtub...I'm just sayin'



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Re: So my toilet paper investment....
Posted by: AllGold
Date: April 01, 2020 03:22PM
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Janit
Is this pattern expected?

According to the doctors (and nurses), yes.

My appendix was "perforated" and apparently there was quite a lot of pus and infection in my abdomen. A serious amount of antibiotics were infused into me over several days to kill the infection.



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