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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 01, 2020 12:57AM
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A: Because it wanted to get to the bottom.





Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?

A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!




Q: Why did the orange stop running?

A: It ran out of juice.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Racer X
Date: May 01, 2020 02:08AM
do you know why TP is so hard to find these days?

All that came before got wiped out. smiley-music039



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: May 01, 2020 05:43AM
They don’t show the Flintstones in Dubai, but Abu Dhabi do.

Paul



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: space-time
Date: May 01, 2020 06:41AM
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voodoopenguin
They don’t show the Flintstones in Dubai, but Abu Dhabi do.

Paul

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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: May 01, 2020 08:14AM
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?

There was nothing left but de brie



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Spiff
Date: May 01, 2020 09:33AM
How much chuck could a woodchuck up
If a woodchuck could chuck up?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: May 01, 2020 10:52AM
My wife told me I wasn’t very good at doing electrical jobs. Well, she’s in for a shock.

Paul



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: bazookaman
Date: May 01, 2020 11:05AM





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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 01, 2020 12:11PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 01, 2020 04:40PM













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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: May 01, 2020 07:49PM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Fred_Also
Date: May 01, 2020 07:50PM
An older man, not in the best physical condition, goes to the local gym.

Once dressed in his exercise clothes, he approaches a trainer in the gym. “I want to impress a beautiful young girl. Which machine should I use?”

The trainer took one look at him and with a smile replied, “Use the ATM machine outside!”

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A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.

"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.

Just then the doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water, "Okay, after the tablet dissolves, soak that foot for about 20 minutes."
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: DinerDave
Date: May 02, 2020 07:52AM
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Filliam H. Muffman

Is that because in space everybody knows your name?

Dave



Welcome to Dave's BBQ!

Many have eaten here....

Few have died
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: PeterB
Date: May 02, 2020 05:19PM
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DinerDave
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Filliam H. Muffman

Is that because in space everybody knows your name?

Dave

A little trivia: the episode with Kelsey Grammer where he plays the Captain of the USS Bozeman, his first officer was originally intended to be none other than Kirstie Alley, as former Lt. Saavik. They couldn't get Kirstie Alley though, and that's why it didn't happen.




Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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