advertisement
Forums

The Forum is sponsored by 
 

AAPL stock: Click Here

You are currently viewing the Tips and Deals forum
Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: richorlin
Date: May 21, 2020 09:20PM
Three old Borscht-Belt comedians, Sid, Hymie and Murray, meet every Wednesday at the Friar’s Club for lunch. A newly-hired waiter took their orders and in the middle of the order, Sid shouted “Seventy-three!” and they all burst out laughing. Hymie then shouted “One forty seven” and again laughter rang out. Murray then shouted “Ninety Seven!” and there was silence.
The new waiter then asked Sid “Excuse me gentlemen, I don’t mean to interrupt, but what’s with the shouting?”
Sid explained “We've been telling the same old jokes since Methuselah was a kid and we decided to save time and more important energy, so we've numbered the jokes and just call out the numbers.

“Okay” says waiter, “so why did you all laugh at the first two and nothing for the third joke?”
Sid then said: “It’s sad, but Murray never could tell a joke."



richorlin

[DrawingMyLife.com]

[www.dudeism.com]



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/21/2020 09:20PM by richorlin.
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 21, 2020 11:07PM
44. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire






What did one toilet say to the other?

You look flushed.






Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore.












Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/21/2020 11:12PM by pRICE cUBE.
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: May 22, 2020 11:36AM
I was at the hospital and I walked into a surgeon’s office

“Can I help you?” He asked.

“I keep thinking that I’m a moth.” I replied.

“You probably want a Psychiatrist for that.”

“Yeah, I know.”

He looked confused. “Then why are you here?”

“The light was on.”



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: May 22, 2020 01:56PM
"Mr. Jones, your wife sent you in for an examination."

"Yes, that's right, Doctor."

"She says here that you pleasure yourself all the time."

"Yes, that's right, Doctor."

"Mr. Jones, I'm afraid you'r going to have to stop."

"Why is that, Doctor?"

"Mr. Jones, if you don't stop pleasuring yourself, I'll never finish this examination!"
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 22, 2020 02:31PM
Re: Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 22, 2020 02:43PM































Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: May 22, 2020 09:38PM




In tha 360. MRF User Map
Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: May 22, 2020 11:05PM







Options:  Reply • Quote
Re: Friday Funnies...a day early
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: May 23, 2020 12:36AM




In tha 360. MRF User Map
Options:  Reply • Quote
Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum.

Click here to login

Online Users

Guests: 153
Record Number of Users: 186 on February 20, 2020
Record Number of Guests: 2330 on October 25, 2018