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Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: June 05, 2020 10:48AM
I’ve finally told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with the emotional baggage.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: timg
Date: June 05, 2020 11:00AM
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night,the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man....
She explained that all these lip prints were causinga major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators...



Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: June 05, 2020 11:43AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: June 05, 2020 12:08PM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lew Zealand
Date: June 05, 2020 12:44PM
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Longest LOL I've had in a while!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: jdc
Date: June 05, 2020 02:20PM
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Longest LOL I've had in a while!

funny =)



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: June 05, 2020 02:40PM






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Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: June 05, 2020 04:09PM








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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: June 05, 2020 05:11PM
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testcase
I’ve finally told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with the emotional baggage.

I hear ya, bro!



But, what can ya do?



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: tronnei
Date: June 05, 2020 05:16PM






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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: June 05, 2020 05:27PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: June 05, 2020 07:45PM
Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
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Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: June 05, 2020 10:26PM








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