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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: June 12, 2020 07:27AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: voodoopenguin
Date: June 12, 2020 08:25AM
Follow the science
Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the lockdown.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the @#$%&.

Paul



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Lizabeth
Date: June 12, 2020 08:57AM
Love both!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: June 12, 2020 11:13AM
Modern shopping problems


But they were ON SALE
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: June 12, 2020 11:53AM






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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: timg
Date: June 12, 2020 12:28PM
I am a deeply superficial person. - Andy Warhol

Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't keep them. - Anthony Haden-Guest

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. - Arthur Baer

I distinctly remember forgetting that. - Clara Barton

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it. - Donald Trump

I have a terrible memory. I never forget a thing. - Edith Konecky

I hate people but I love gatherings. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. - George Bernard Shaw

Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. - Irene Peter

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. - Josh Billings

We must believe in free will. We have no choice. - Isaac B. Singer

I can resist everything but temptation. - Mark Twain

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible. - Oscar Wilde

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields

I always avoid prophesying beforehand because it is much better to prophesy after the event has already taken place. - Winston Churchill

I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

Why don't you pair 'em up in threes? - Yogi Berra



Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: June 12, 2020 03:26PM






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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: June 12, 2020 03:31PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Fred_Also
Date: June 12, 2020 06:46PM






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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: June 12, 2020 11:14PM
Can someone explain the Tungsten Oxygen Oxygen Oxygen Sulfur Hydrogen bit? I get the sodium bit, but not that one....
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: June 12, 2020 11:21PM
WOOOSH (chemical/atomic symbols from the periodic table of the elements)



=TC



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2020 11:23PM by TheCaber.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: June 12, 2020 11:51PM
Ahh--thanks!
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TheCaber
WOOOSH (chemical/atomic symbols from the periodic table of the elements)
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