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AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: d4
Date: July 30, 2020 03:40PM
Revenue: $59.7 billion versus $52.3 billion expected
Dyaaaaamn....



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Sarcany
Date: July 30, 2020 03:47PM
Let me be frist:

Beleaguered!



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: July 30, 2020 03:51PM
<Rick-o is marching from the front of his house to the back, so happy with the news!>

Hey siri, put on some marching music!! drink smiley



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Spiff
Date: July 30, 2020 03:53PM
So. Meaning. If you have one stock, it will now be split into 4 stocks?

Oh my.
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: d4
Date: July 30, 2020 03:57PM
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Spiff
So. Meaning. If you have one stock, it will now be split into 4 stocks?
Oh my.

If you have one APPL share @400 today, tomorrow(?) you'll have four AAPL shares @100.



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: July 30, 2020 03:57PM
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Spiff
So. Meaning. If you have one stock, it will now be split into 4 stocks?

Oh my.

From what I understand, a company only does this if they believe that better things will be coming in the future.

Every AAPL split has proven this to be true. I'm ecstatic!



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Rolando
Date: July 30, 2020 04:05PM
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d4
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Spiff
So. Meaning. If you have one stock, it will now be split into 4 stocks?
Oh my.

If you have one APPL share @400 today, tomorrow(?) you'll have four AAPL shares @100.

And in a few months, you will probably have 4 at $200....



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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt (1918)

"I don’t want to see religious bigotry in any form. It would disturb me if there was a wedding between the religious fundamentalists and the political right. The hard right has no interest in religion except to manipulate it." - Billy Graham 1981

"Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise" - Barry Goldwater
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: d4
Date: July 30, 2020 04:06PM
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Rick-o
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Spiff
So. Meaning. If you have one stock, it will now be split into 4 stocks?

Oh my.

From what I understand, a company only does this if they believe that better things will be coming in the future.

Every AAPL split has proven this to be true. I'm ecstatic!

Amazon needs to split their stock, $3,205 for one share is unwieldy.



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: graylocks
Date: July 30, 2020 04:36PM
a few weeks ago i looked into the last time it split and was going to post here if anyone thought a split would happen soon. didn't post because of the fight club rule.

YAY! WE BE SPLITTING!!!!!



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Article Accelerator
Date: July 30, 2020 04:41PM
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d4
Amazon needs to split their stock, $3,205 for one share is unwieldy.

Not for Bezos.
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 30, 2020 04:50PM
....I split.....on your grave.....



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: fauch
Date: July 30, 2020 04:59PM
DOOMED™
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Drew
Date: July 30, 2020 05:00PM
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d4
If you have one APPL share @400 today, tomorrow(?) you'll have four AAPL shares @100.

After hours trading at the moment is $408.
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: d4
Date: July 30, 2020 05:11PM
Apple confirms next iPhone will be delayed 'a few weeks'

Ohhhh great. The media will focus on this tomorrow, thereby wiping out all the good news of beating expectations and making a fool of their own analysts estimates. AAPL will be in negative territory tomorrow. After stock split, I'm guessing $94.



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 30, 2020 05:18PM
......the stock doesn't split until August 31st......



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Drew
Date: July 30, 2020 05:23PM
"The shares will be distributed to shareholders at the close of business on August 24, and trading will begin on a split-adjusted basis on August 31."

[www.cnbc.com]
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Rolando
Date: July 30, 2020 05:25PM
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d4
Apple confirms next iPhone will be delayed 'a few weeks'

Ohhhh great. The media will focus on this tomorrow, thereby wiping out all the good news of beating expectations and making a fool of their own analysts estimates. AAPL will be in negative territory tomorrow. After stock split, I'm guessing $94.

Amateurs buy on rumors, sell on news. Thats a buying opportunity!



San Antonio, TX (in the old city)


"All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
“Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented." - Eli Weisel

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." - Theodore Roosevelt (1918)

"I don’t want to see religious bigotry in any form. It would disturb me if there was a wedding between the religious fundamentalists and the political right. The hard right has no interest in religion except to manipulate it." - Billy Graham 1981

"Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise" - Barry Goldwater
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: stephen
Date: July 30, 2020 06:48PM
LEADER!

God, I wish I had kept the other half. But grateful I have this.
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 30, 2020 07:12PM
....half.....way....there......



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: July 30, 2020 07:22PM
Woo hoo!

My AAPL will quadruple in value!

(yes I know that's not how it works)
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: GGD
Date: July 30, 2020 07:29PM
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d4
Apple confirms next iPhone will be delayed 'a few weeks'

Ohhhh great. The media will focus on this tomorrow, thereby wiping out all the good news of beating expectations and making a fool of their own analysts estimates. AAPL will be in negative territory tomorrow. After stock split, I'm guessing $94.

Since the never announced a date for the next iPhone (or that there even is a next iPhone, or what it might be like), how can it be "delayed".
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: July 30, 2020 07:33PM
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GGD
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d4
Apple confirms next iPhone will be delayed 'a few weeks'

Ohhhh great. The media will focus on this tomorrow, thereby wiping out all the good news of beating expectations and making a fool of their own analysts estimates. AAPL will be in negative territory tomorrow. After stock split, I'm guessing $94.

Since the never announced a date for the next iPhone (or that there even is a next iPhone, or what it might be like), how can it be "delayed".

They release the new iPhones on a pretty steady schedule.

Usually September. I think.
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Fritz
Date: July 31, 2020 07:30AM
imagine what would happen if they put out a wireless phone one could use anywhere and took pichurs.



!#$@@$#!

If there are spelling issues, please pardon, Owen the cat is sitting on my keyboard.
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: samintx
Date: July 31, 2020 06:35PM
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d4
Amazon needs to split their stock, $3,205 for one share is unwieldy.

Not for Bezos.

I’ll spring for that. Maybe 10/1 ......
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: July 31, 2020 06:42PM
"I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders." — Michael Dell

“The biggest long-term problem with moving to an Apple platform is that the company is in decline." — Rob Enderle, technology analyst

"Within the next two months, Sony will acquire Apple. ... Sony will be the white knight who will step into the picture." — former Apple VP Gaston Bastiaens

"By the time you read this story, the quirky cult company…will end its wild ride as an independent enterprise," -- Fortune Magazine

"[Apple] seems to have two options. The first is to break itself up, selling the hardware side. The second is to sell the company outright." — The Economist



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: July 31, 2020 06:59PM
......chinese splits or russian splits......???



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Article Accelerator
Date: August 01, 2020 12:59AM
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Ombligo
"I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders." — Michael Dell

“The biggest long-term problem with moving to an Apple platform is that the company is in decline." — Rob Enderle, technology analyst

"Within the next two months, Sony will acquire Apple. ... Sony will be the white knight who will step into the picture." — former Apple VP Gaston Bastiaens

"By the time you read this story, the quirky cult company…will end its wild ride as an independent enterprise," -- Fortune Magazine

"[Apple] seems to have two options. The first is to break itself up, selling the hardware side. The second is to sell the company outright." — The Economist

Great quotes, Ombligo!
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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: d4
Date: August 01, 2020 06:56AM
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Article Accelerator
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Ombligo
"I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders." — Michael Dell

“The biggest long-term problem with moving to an Apple platform is that the company is in decline." — Rob Enderle, technology analyst

"Within the next two months, Sony will acquire Apple. ... Sony will be the white knight who will step into the picture." — former Apple VP Gaston Bastiaens

"By the time you read this story, the quirky cult company…will end its wild ride as an independent enterprise," -- Fortune Magazine

"[Apple] seems to have two options. The first is to break itself up, selling the hardware side. The second is to sell the company outright." — The Economist

Great quotes, Ombligo!

Those sound like recent quotes about Tesla ;)



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Speedy
Date: August 01, 2020 08:08AM
Except TSLA is in the stratosphere and AAPL back then was in the toilet.



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Re: AAPL CRUSHES earnings expectations. 4-to-1 stock split announced.
Posted by: Carnos Jax
Date: August 01, 2020 10:24AM
He meant relatively recently, like a couple of years ago when TSLA was in the toilet too. :-)
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