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Friday Funnies!
Posted by: timg
Date: July 31, 2020 10:11AM


Post 'em if you got 'em!



Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: timg
Date: July 31, 2020 10:19AM
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren't married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All they ever do is sit on the couch buck naked and watch TV while she holds his weiner.

Every night, like clockwork, they do this - sit on the couch watching TV while she holds his weiner.

One night he doesn't show up. Then a second night goes by - no show. She calls him up.

"Where you been?" "Oh ... I've been down at what's her name's." "What are you doing there?"

"Pretty much the same thing we do - sitting naked on the couch watching TV while she holds my weiner."

"Well, what does she have that I don't have?"

"Parkinson's."



Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: July 31, 2020 12:02PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: July 31, 2020 05:25PM




In tha 360. MRF User Map
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: blooz
Date: July 31, 2020 06:27PM




And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Western Massachusetts
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: bazookaman
Date: August 01, 2020 03:10PM
A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died.
All three face God, who wants to know what they believe in.

The German Shepherd says:
“I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master”.
So God says to him “You may sit at my right side.”

The Doberman says:
” I believe in the love, care and protection of my master”
So God says to him “You may sit at my left side.”

Finally, God asks the cat the same question.
The cat answers:
“I believe you are sitting in my seat”.




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