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Friday Funnies!
Posted by: timg
Date: August 07, 2020 06:08PM
What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.





Skill without imagination is craftsmanship. Imagination without skill is Modern Art.
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: August 07, 2020 06:09PM
Missed it by THAT much!! smiley-laughing001



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: August 07, 2020 06:10PM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Todd's keyboard
Date: August 07, 2020 06:53PM
Is climate change real?

I don’t know, but Las-Vegas bookies aren’t giving any odds for Fatimah mushing her team of camels to win next year’s Iditarod.
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: August 07, 2020 07:01PM
Three horsepower RV.





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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: testcase
Date: August 07, 2020 07:04PM
My wife says I only have two faults. I don’t listen and something else …. dunno smiley
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: August 07, 2020 08:40PM




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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: August 07, 2020 10:58PM




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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: btfc
Date: August 08, 2020 01:19AM
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pRICE cUBE
Three horsepower RV.


What’s the conversion rate for mulepower to horsepower? smiling smiley
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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: Racer X
Date: August 08, 2020 04:59AM
How about a pony to horse conversion?



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Re: Friday Funnies!
Posted by: RgrF
Date: August 08, 2020 04:59PM
My dad said people shouldn't get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.



So I took down his confederate flag.
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