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Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 16, 2020 08:24AM







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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: testcase
Date: October 16, 2020 09:08AM
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating?” So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents’ house.


Q. What is the most expensive video-streaming service these days?
A. College


Two clocks go out to dinner. After they finish eating, one clock says to his friend, “I’m still hungry!” His friend replies, “So go back four seconds.”


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 16, 2020 09:18AM
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."So I replied, "No it doesn't."





What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.




Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot.





What did the drummer call his two twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.





I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.





What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? A stick.



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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: October 16, 2020 10:06AM




Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 16, 2020 10:14AM










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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: October 16, 2020 11:36AM




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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: MrNoBody
Date: October 16, 2020 11:38AM






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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: October 16, 2020 11:47AM








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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: tenders
Date: October 16, 2020 12:32PM
Hey, did you ever meet my half-brother?

Shark attack.

Yep. Got his entire left side!

Not to worry. He's all right now.
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: MikeF
Date: October 16, 2020 12:50PM
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: hal
Date: October 16, 2020 07:12PM
omg - that is the funniest thing I've seen in these threads ever!
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Re: Friday Funnies
Posted by: richorlin
Date: October 16, 2020 10:52PM




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