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Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: Greg the dogsitter
Date: February 07, 2006 01:26PM
If it weren't for that, I could be goofing around right now, instead of creating workarounds.

Stupid GtDS
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Re: Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: February 07, 2006 01:27PM
doesn't posting here count as goofing?

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Re: Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: February 07, 2006 01:37PM
No, that post counts as self-deprecation and a good act of contrition.

Completely permissable.




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Re: Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: New.Dad
Date: February 07, 2006 02:17PM
Why would anyone need a database larger than 2 GB?
LOL!!!
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Re: Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: NewtonMP2100
Date: February 07, 2006 02:18PM
sad but true. . .that in the real world. . .size matters. . .

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Re: Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: sscutchen
Date: February 07, 2006 03:23PM
NewtonMP2100 Wrote:
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> doesn't posting here count as goofing?

TMML!





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Re: Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: mattkime
Date: February 07, 2006 04:12PM
don't store your porn in access.
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Re: Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: TheTominator
Date: February 07, 2006 04:30PM
New.Dad Wrote:
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> Why would anyone need a database larger than 2 GB?


Shouldn't that be "2GB should be enough for anybody"?
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Re: Stupid Access with its stupid stupid 2GB stupid filesize limit stupid
Posted by: rz
Date: February 08, 2006 02:54PM
try SQL Server. We had to migrate to it because of Access' 2GB file size limit.
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