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best knock knock joke
Posted by: jdc
Date: September 30, 2008 05:36PM
let me have it (sorry the issue i posted wasnt really an issue after all =)



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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: September 30, 2008 05:59PM
This one cracks little kids up every time:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?




It is what it is.
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: incognegro
Date: September 30, 2008 06:02PM
knock knock
who’s there?
little boy blue
little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!



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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: $tevie
Date: September 30, 2008 06:14PM
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order?



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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: bassguy
Date: September 30, 2008 06:15PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting co...
MOO!
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: bassguy
Date: September 30, 2008 06:16PM
Oh! Oh! I've got a good one!
What is it?
You start...
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: Mike Sellers
Date: September 30, 2008 06:19PM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bailout.
Bailout who?
Everybody.
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Re: best knock knock joke
Date: September 30, 2008 07:03PM
Quote
incognegro
knock knock
who’s there?
little boy blue
little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!



Ding, ding, we have a winner! /thread
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: Racer X
Date: September 30, 2008 07:16PM
still a classic!
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: PeterB
Date: September 30, 2008 07:19PM
Knock knock (asked of a blonde)

Who's there?

Knock knock

Who's there??

Knock knock

Who's there??? Dang it, won't somebody answer the door!

grinning smiley




Freya says, 'Hello from NOLA, baby!' (Laissez bon temps rouler!)
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: September 30, 2008 09:09PM
knock knock

who's there ?

boo !

Boo hoo ?

don't cry, it's just a joke.

(Courtesy of my then 4 year old. He's here all week.)

And the still classic (Abbreviated)
KK. WT ? Ether. Ether who ? Ether Bunny !
KK. WT? Cargo. Cargo who ? Car go beep beep, run over Ether Bunny !
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: troywellbuilt
Date: September 30, 2008 09:21PM
knock knock

who's there?

a pile up

a pile up who?

ewwww!
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: raz
Date: September 30, 2008 10:11PM
Knock Knock

Who's There?

Control Freak

(quickly before they can respond) Now, you say "Control Freak Who?"



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Embarassing myself on the Internet since 1978.
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: wurm
Date: September 30, 2008 10:12PM
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ach

Ach who?

Gesundheit.
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: rankandfile
Date: October 01, 2008 12:40AM
KK. WT? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: Black Landlord
Date: October 01, 2008 02:00AM
Knock Knock
Who's there
Control freak-- now you say "control freak who?"



[www.papanicholas.com] coffee smiley
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Re: best knock knock joke
Posted by: timg
Date: October 01, 2008 02:37PM
knock knock

who's there?

dishes

dishes who?

dishes the police, come out with your hands up!
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