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What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Ammo
Date: November 14, 2008 04:43PM
In good taste, please - coarseness is not cutting.

Here is one I just invented (as far as I know):

You miserable snud.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: incognegro
Date: November 14, 2008 04:49PM
how does one insult in good taste?

you mean like, it's a shame your mother didn't have any kids that lived.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: mikebw
Date: November 14, 2008 04:50PM
My favorite: You fork-tongued pie tosser!

and: Rump-fed ascot-fluffer!

I think I made up both.


I once heard a coworker say about a grumpy older customer: "Gee, it's too bad they embalmed her before she died."



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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: November 14, 2008 04:57PM
The classics, of course include:
Lugnut !
Dingleberry !
Knock Kneed Swab faced Slugbrained Twit !

And, with apologies to Peter B
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries !"
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: billb
Date: November 14, 2008 05:02PM
[look at that] Jack A$$

usually muttered while driving.


sometimes I'll add "must be an entitled ***-o-crat" to that just to take off the edge of profanity.
Or to hear a "hey, I'm right here" to be sure anyone heard it.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: November 14, 2008 05:17PM
You're so lazy, that if you woke up with nothing to do today, you'd go to bed with it only half done.



Mr. Lahey: A lot of people, don’t know how to drink. They drink against the grain of the liquor. And when you drink against the grain of the liquor? You lose.

Randy: What the @#$%& are you talking about?
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: PizzaGod
Date: November 14, 2008 05:18PM
Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Rick: Well, if I gave you any thought, I probably would.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: miK.
Date: November 14, 2008 05:20PM
I inherited the word "jerk" from my Dad.

Similar to billb's comment, when you're driving, anyone
doing a bonehead move is a jerk.

Bonehead ain't half bad either...



Sometimes I wonder, "What would Hodor say in this situation?" - Jim Gaffigan

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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: davester
Date: November 14, 2008 05:44PM
Windows user!!



"In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." (1987) -- Carl Sagan
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Harbourmaster
Date: November 14, 2008 05:50PM
What are you a brain doner?

Hey stupid how much is one?

You sniveling pig-faced vomitous mass!



Aloha, Ken


“I have developed significant attachments to several members even though I wouldn't recognize them if I sat next to one on a park bench. I'm often tempted when in an airport to walk around, hollering "The Løpe", to see if anyone other than the Homeland Security people will acknowledge me. ” - The Løpe
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: tahoedrew
Date: November 14, 2008 05:50PM
"Trick sheet"

It's only not considered coarse because most people don't know what it means. Those of us who live in places with legalized prostitution, however...

[www.urbandictionary.com]

~A
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Ken Sp.
Date: November 14, 2008 05:55PM
I'm Fat....You're Ugly



....at least I can diet
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: MacArtist
Date: November 14, 2008 06:04PM
My best friend's dad used to tell him he could "fu©k up a steel ball."



I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making
him carry me, and yet assure myself and others
that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his
lot by all possible means — except by getting off
his back. - Leo Tolstoy, novelist and Philosopher
(1828-1910)

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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: olnacl
Date: November 14, 2008 06:07PM
She so ugly she have to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water

For more: [www.simonsays.com]



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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 14, 2008 06:08PM
Thy mother barks.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: wurm
Date: November 14, 2008 06:14PM
My father used to occasionally refer to someone as being as "homely as a bag of @#$%&holes."
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: WHiiP
Date: November 14, 2008 06:32PM
Wow, you must be one of the Lee sisters . . . Ugly, Homely, or Beastly!


ban smiley



Bill
Flagler Beach, FL 32136

Carpe Vino!

Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
— David Rains Wallace
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Dennis S
Date: November 14, 2008 06:53PM
"You rancorous coiffured old sow." Basil Fawlty
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: rgG
Date: November 14, 2008 06:57PM
Just because your mother was a half-wit and your father was a half-wit, that doesn't make you a wit.

You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.

Bite me. big grin smiley





Roswell, GA (Atlanta suburb)



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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Don Kiyoti
Date: November 14, 2008 06:59PM


The Captain Haddock Insult Generator:

[www.cmdr-fire.co.uk]





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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: m.paris
Date: November 14, 2008 07:13PM
It's too bad that birth control isn't retroactive.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: space-time
Date: November 14, 2008 07:23PM
Quote
davester
Windows user!!

That's what I was gonna say too!
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: anonymouse1
Date: November 14, 2008 07:24PM
Is that your face, or did a pigeon have diarrhea?
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: November 14, 2008 07:26PM
Dumber than a sack of hair.
Uglier than a bucket of worms.
He/she is about as deep as a parking lot puddle.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: November 14, 2008 07:33PM
Not bright enough to pour urine out of footwear with the instructions on the keel.

(can, many times, be said to their face, since the synonyms confuse them... if they didn't, they wouldn't be the target of such a statement).



Paul F.
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Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.

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Eureka, CA
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: jdc
Date: November 14, 2008 07:47PM
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Spock
Date: November 14, 2008 08:11PM
"You great useless spawny-eyed parrot-faced wazzock".

Emphasis on the wazzock.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Racer X
Date: November 14, 2008 08:31PM
scruffy-looking nerf herder.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: blooz
Date: November 14, 2008 08:50PM
Wingnut.

Smart as a box of rocks.



And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Western Massachusetts
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: November 14, 2008 09:59PM
I love it when the old fashioned colonial periods types say, "I said GOOD DAY!" to get rid of someone. It is the equal to today's F off I believe.



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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: artie67
Date: November 14, 2008 11:50PM
Your so fat that when you put on your BVD's they spell BouleVarD. "Paula Poundstone" .
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: jepinto
Date: November 15, 2008 04:10AM
Please, go engage in aerial intercourse with a motivating piece of pastry.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: Dik2
Date: November 15, 2008 08:39AM
You're living down to your reputation.
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: enrico7300
Date: November 15, 2008 11:36AM
Son, you're as bright as a shiny brass buckle.



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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: mrthuse
Date: November 15, 2008 02:18PM
"The devil damn ye black, ye cream-faced loon." - The Bard
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Re: What's Your Favorite Insult?
Posted by: testcase
Date: November 15, 2008 02:54PM
Were you born stupid or, do you practice?


The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.


You're dumber than baby rocks.
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