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an affair?
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: February 27, 2009 08:07PM
I'm sitting on the couch, watching Two and a Half Men, surfing the 'net on my Hackentosh.
Oh, oh...OH...This is AWESOME!!!
My husband is in the basement, working on a laptop, and my MacBook Pro is in the corner asleep.
I feel so DIRTY!
big grin smiley
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: space-time
Date: February 27, 2009 08:08PM
you are
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: MacArtist
Date: February 27, 2009 08:10PM
You're my hero.



I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making
him carry me, and yet assure myself and others
that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his
lot by all possible means — except by getting off
his back. - Leo Tolstoy, novelist and Philosopher
(1828-1910)

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Re: an affair?
Posted by: karsen
Date: February 27, 2009 08:19PM
Use protection.





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Re: an affair?
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: February 27, 2009 08:22PM
What can possibly protect me from THIS?
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: kap
Date: February 27, 2009 08:31PM
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CJsNvrUrly
I'm sitting on the couch, watching Two and a Half Men, surfing the 'net on my Hackentosh.
Oh, oh...OH...This is AWESOME!!!
My husband is in the basement, working on a laptop, and my MacBook Pro is in the corner asleep.
I feel so DIRTY!
big grin smiley

You should feel rightly so ... that show is not exactly PG13 ;)



SoCal for now.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: hal
Date: February 27, 2009 08:31PM
careful - he might be using the isight cam on the 'sleeping' laptop to spy on you two...
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: February 27, 2009 08:35PM
In that case, I AM safe. It can't see me from that angle.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2009 09:16PM by CJsNvrUrly.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: Seacrest
Date: February 27, 2009 08:42PM
AshleyMacintosh dot com?





I am not Ryan Seacrest, and I do not approve this message.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: February 27, 2009 09:07PM
Shhh...Waitin4CJ is back upstairs....This is just between you and me, 'k?
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: GeneL
Date: February 27, 2009 09:10PM
OMG! The equivalent of phone sex on our forum. Even better, initiated by a woman!

Wow! Talk dirty to me…

What are you wearing?old fogey smiley
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: February 27, 2009 09:18PM
A smile.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: space-time
Date: February 27, 2009 09:19PM
GeneL, both hand on the keyboard please. No hand under the table, OK?
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: GeneL
Date: February 27, 2009 09:27PM
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space-time
GeneL, both hand on the keyboard please. No hand under the table, OK?

I'm no good without pictures. big grin smiley
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: space-time
Date: February 27, 2009 09:28PM
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GeneL
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space-time
GeneL, both hand on the keyboard please. No hand under the table, OK?

I'm no good without pictures. big grin smiley

no imagination at all???
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: February 27, 2009 09:28PM
Who knew I would get so much pleasure from something this small?
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: kap
Date: February 27, 2009 09:33PM
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CJsNvrUrly
Who knew I would get so much pleasure from something this small?

I have been told size is solely a man's obsession.



SoCal for now.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/27/2009 09:33PM by kap.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: February 27, 2009 09:35PM
How much RAM do you have, and what kind of a download rate do you get on Speedtest.net?



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Re: an affair?
Posted by: CJsNvrUrly
Date: February 27, 2009 09:50PM
Ohhh...
I have to get off now.
My battery is nearly depleted.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: GeneL
Date: February 27, 2009 09:56PM
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CJsNvrUrly
Ohhh...
I have to get off now.
My battery is nearly depleted.

That's what my old girlfriend used to say…


ooops!
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: karsen
Date: February 27, 2009 10:43PM
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CJsNvrUrly
Ohhh...
I have to get off now.
My battery is nearly depleted.

That sounds so dirty (to a geek.)



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Re: an affair?
Posted by: blooz
Date: February 27, 2009 10:43PM
OMG, if I were still catholic, I'd have to go to confession tomorrow.



And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
—Friedrich Nietzsche
Western Massachusetts
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: Manlove
Date: February 27, 2009 11:36PM
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blooz
OMG, if I were still catholic, I'd have to go to confession tomorrow.

Best line of the day.


Good thread.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: February 28, 2009 12:38AM
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CJsNvrUrly
Who knew I would get so much pleasure from something this small?

Best forum line ever. :-)



It is what it is.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: February 28, 2009 12:39AM
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GeneL
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space-time
GeneL, both hand on the keyboard please. No hand under the table, OK?

I'm no good without pictures. big grin smiley

Knock yourself out, Gene - we won't tell Mavis.





It is what it is.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: February 28, 2009 12:40AM
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CJsNvrUrly
I have to get off now.
My battery is nearly depleted.

Won't one of those conditions prevent the other?



It is what it is.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: GeneL
Date: February 28, 2009 01:31AM
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N-OS X-tasy!
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GeneL
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space-time
GeneL, both hand on the keyboard please. No hand under the table, OK?

I'm no good without pictures. big grin smiley

Knock yourself out, Gene - we won't tell Mavis.


Thanks, Dan.

Pretty funny! Some great lines.

But, as I always say, "that's just my opinion, I could be wrong." smiling smileyº

GeneL
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: February 28, 2009 09:47AM
I feel so DIRTY!

Ohhh...
I have to get off now.
My battery is nearly depleted.

Who knew I would get so much pleasure from something this small?


OMG, if only you were in a drunken stupor!




When a good man is hurt,
all who would be called good
must suffer with him.

Everybody matters or nobody matters.

You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead.

There is no safety for honest men except
by believing all possible evil of evil men.

We don’t do focus groups. They just ensure that you don’t offend anyone, and produce bland inoffensive products. —Sir Jonathan Ive

-An armed society is a polite society.
And hope is a lousy defense.

You make me pull, I'll put you down.

Mister, that's a ten-gallon hat on a twenty-gallon head.

I *love* SIGs. It's Glocks I hate.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: karsen
Date: February 28, 2009 12:14PM
I vote to have this thread pinned.



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Re: an affair?
Posted by: wowzer
Date: February 28, 2009 12:59PM
I've show my MacDellMini to many at work...several wanted to buy one.

I told them that the Apple sticker costs extra. winking smiley



All I ever really needed to know, I learned from watching Star Trek.
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Re: an affair?
Posted by: deckeda
Date: February 28, 2009 07:16PM
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karsen
I vote to have this thread pinned.

Don't you mean, stickied?
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