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Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: December 21, 2005 12:12AM
... but at least it's a funny one!

"Objection! That's not a taste expert, that's Gene Simmons!"
"Your honor, he's not a scientist, but he is a taste expert! Show him Gene..."
(Simmons sticks his tongue out... all 6" of it... or whatever)
Judge: "I'll allow it".






Paul F.
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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: Racer X
Date: December 21, 2005 12:26AM
Gene is a businessman, first and foremost. I am sure he carefully calculated that he could earn bucks from that gig, without damaging his future earnings potential doing other gigs.
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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: December 21, 2005 12:40AM
True enough...

He's ended up better than many other celebrities of his era, that's for sure!



(would anyone get the reference if I brought up "Danger Kitty" ?)






Paul F.
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A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 5 BC - 65 AD
----
Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.
--
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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: Racer X
Date: December 21, 2005 12:48AM
yeah, but you can always bring up "Phantom of the Park" to him, and bring him down a notch or two. [rinkworks.com]
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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: Paul F.
Date: December 21, 2005 12:52AM
Hmm.. maybe that's why Gene is still doing these little side gigs...
To earn enough to buy every copy of that movie in existence to insure no one ever sees it again.

Just a thought...






Paul F.
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A sword never kills anybody; it is a tool in the killer's hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca c. 5 BC - 65 AD
----
Good is the enemy of Excellent. Talent is not necessary for Excellence.
Persistence is necessary for Excellence. And Persistence is a Decision.
--
Eureka, CA
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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: bangman
Date: December 21, 2005 03:14AM
Not entirely correct. He has a reality TV show as well.

I know, because my girlfriend is working on it.


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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: Keef
Date: December 21, 2005 06:54AM
A more accurate title for this thread may be:

Gene Simmons reduced to porking an endless procession of 19-year-old groupies and blowing money the likes of which you will never even see.


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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: Randalls
Date: December 21, 2005 07:25AM
Take the money....
Actually Gene and I go way back. He accused me of kidnapping him once when we got lost looking for a White Castle while touring through Indy...but that, as they say, is another story.
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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: jimbrady
Date: December 21, 2005 08:02AM
That commercial is really funny. Not a stoop (though I certainly won't be picking up any Miller Lite anytime soon).


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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: December 21, 2005 09:03AM
Paul F. Wrote:
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> (would anyone get the reference if I brought up
> "Danger Kitty" ?)

They bought the finest in women's clothing.



Read my Stupid Blog

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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: teknopimp
Date: December 21, 2005 01:28PM
reduced?

he's still gettin paid ...biotch.


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Re: Gene Simmons reduced to doing Miller Lite commercials...
Posted by: MacArtist
Date: December 21, 2005 08:03PM
The guy will do about anything for money and laugh all the way to the bank. I used to love Kiss but it isn't anything more than a cash cow to Simmons.


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