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You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: April 06, 2012 04:28AM
Maybe I should give these girls a call...


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Most teenagers are proud to go into the family business, be it working the store that's been around for generations or taking over a law practise. But Rev Bob Larson's teenage girls have gone into a more peculiar trade - expelling demons from those possessed.





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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Pops
Date: April 06, 2012 05:50AM
Could be an experience if all three of them have to work on you together. Do you have a supply of nitroglycerin pills?
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Chakravartin
Date: April 06, 2012 06:32AM
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Pops
Could be an experience if all three of them have to work on you together. Do you have a supply of nitroglycerin pills?

I'd stock up on B12 and Gatorade.

‘Our teams charge absolutely nothing,’ Rev Larson tells him. ‘The teen girls don’t charge.’

Sweet deal!

...

He also charges $10 for a quiz that supposedly reveals whether or not its taker is possessed

You'd think the demons wouldn't need to take test to figure out that they were possessing someone... "Is this hell? No. It's worse! It's a 500 pound octogenarian Floridian with a Jimmy Dean addiction! Help! Get me out of here!!"
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: mick e
Date: April 06, 2012 08:03AM





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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Date: April 06, 2012 08:51AM
When I first clicked on that link, I had to do a double take. I thought the father was Louis CK and it was a late April Fools.



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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Black
Date: April 06, 2012 09:08AM
Ah, but ain't that America . . .



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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Uncle Wig
Date: April 06, 2012 02:25PM
Is that a demon in your pants?




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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: April 06, 2012 03:08PM
the left one possessed only, thank you.
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: haikuman
Date: April 07, 2012 08:49AM
"the left one possessed only, thank you."

The 2 on the right appear to be illegal and . . . well enough said.

The lady on the left could make me rob banks and right bad checks *(:>*



“Stay Hungry Stay Foolish"
"There are only two mantras yummm and yuk "
"There is a fine line between a rut and a groove"
"I got to that part and I knew there was going to be some weapons grade stupid to follow"Lux Interior
"When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then
will you discover you cannot eat money."
~ Cree Prophecy
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: haikuman
Date: April 07, 2012 10:57PM
I prefer AJ & Ally *(:>*

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“Stay Hungry Stay Foolish"
"There are only two mantras yummm and yuk "
"There is a fine line between a rut and a groove"
"I got to that part and I knew there was going to be some weapons grade stupid to follow"Lux Interior
"When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then
will you discover you cannot eat money."
~ Cree Prophecy




Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/07/2012 11:03PM by haikuman.
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Black
Date: April 08, 2012 12:21AM
The two on the right are 15-year old twins, and the one on the left is just shy of 17.
You guys like 'em young, huh?



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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: haikuman
Date: April 08, 2012 12:31AM
A classic

Janis Ian - At Seventeen (Original Stereo)

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“Stay Hungry Stay Foolish"
"There are only two mantras yummm and yuk "
"There is a fine line between a rut and a groove"
"I got to that part and I knew there was going to be some weapons grade stupid to follow"Lux Interior
"When all the trees have been cut down, when all the animals have been hunted,
when all the waters are polluted, when all the air is unsafe to breathe, only then
will you discover you cannot eat money."
~ Cree Prophecy
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: RgrF
Date: April 08, 2012 04:07AM
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Black
The two on the right are 15-year old twins, and the one on the left is just shy of 17.
You guys like 'em young, huh?

Ho'ard knows not from twinks.
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: April 08, 2012 04:49AM
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Black
The two on the right are 15-year old twins, and the one on the left is just shy of 17.
You guys like 'em young, huh?

Hey, this is a biblical thing. What was the ideal age for marriage & child-bearing on the year zero?
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Black
Date: April 08, 2012 03:57PM
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Lux Interior
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Black
The two on the right are 15-year old twins, and the one on the left is just shy of 17.
You guys like 'em young, huh?

Hey, this is a biblical thing. What was the ideal age for marriage & child-bearing on the year zero?

Dunno, I have a patient currently who married his wife when they were both 11, and it sounds like they've been happily together since.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging, but I've always found it . . . "interesting" how there will be widespread drooling over images of what appear to be teen girls here, and then widespread condemnation and expression of disgust when a news story about someone being busted for llaisons with underaged partners gets posted here.



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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Sam3
Date: April 08, 2012 04:54PM
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Black
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Lux Interior
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Black
The two on the right are 15-year old twins, and the one on the left is just shy of 17.
You guys like 'em young, huh?

Hey, this is a biblical thing. What was the ideal age for marriage & child-bearing on the year zero?

Dunno, I have a patient currently who married his wife when they were both 11, and it sounds like they've been happily together since.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging, but I've always found it . . . "interesting" how there will be widespread drooling over images of what appear to be teen girls here, and then widespread condemnation and expression of disgust when a news story about someone being busted for llaisons with underaged partners gets posted here.

One is a fantasy, a thought process that would never get acted upon, while the other is an actual act, and that act is frowned upon by society.
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: JoeH
Date: April 08, 2012 05:00PM
Didn't "drool" over any of them, but as dressed and made up they could pass for late teens or early 20's based on that picture alone. Look no younger than most of the coeds I see on campus here. Then again, I don't follow stories on most of these televangelists and their offspring, so had no idea how old they would be until that was posted.
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: $tevie
Date: April 08, 2012 06:13PM
I tend to agree with Black. I'm not sure that fantasizing about boinking children is such a great place to go even if one never acts upon it.



"Stop thinking about art works as objects, and start thinking about them as triggers for experiences." ~ Brian Eno
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Chakravartin
Date: April 08, 2012 10:04PM
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$tevie
I tend to agree with Black. I'm not sure that fantasizing about boinking children is such a great place to go even if one never acts upon it.

Boinking?

I thought we were talking about exorcising demons!
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: billb
Date: April 09, 2012 06:50AM
Who's fantasizing about boinking children ?
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: $tevie
Date: April 09, 2012 09:35AM
Just a bit of hyperbole. They are "teenage girls" according to the article, and all the rrrrrrroowwlll va va voom on this thread seems inappropriate to me.



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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: mrbigstuff
Date: April 09, 2012 10:31AM
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$tevie
Just a bit of hyperbole. They are "teenage girls" according to the article, and all the rrrrrrroowwlll va va voom on this thread seems inappropriate to me.

true enough. but, the "age" of whatever-we-want-to-call-it varies by culture. I still think someone who could be my daughter's age (not that I have one) is way off-limits. wait until grad school age, thank you.
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Re: You know, I have been feeling a little possesed lately...
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: April 10, 2012 03:11AM
The argument about when a girl* becomes a woman and is eligible for "boinking" is almost as emotionally charged as the "When does life begin?" argument.



*This is not applicable to the male of the species.
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