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"He spouts exactly the same @#$%& in private"
Posted by: $tevie
Date: March 17, 2017 10:49AM
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GCHQ HAS confirmed that Donald Trump’s private communications are nothing but the same meaningless @#$%& he says in public.

The communications intelligence agency admitted they did listen to the President’s phone calls but only once and they would never waste their time doing it ever again.

A spokesman said: “Come on, it’s not like he’s suddenly all ‘Excellent, the destabilisation of the economy is progressing as planned, now to test China’s nerve with capital controls,’ once nobody’s watching.

“It’s just the usual garbled gabble about Hillary, his Apprentice ratings and the failing New York Times except there’s some bored billionaire on the other end waiting for a gap when he can ask for building permits.

“Our trained operatives, used to deconstructing every nuance of codeword-laden conversations between Al Qaeda and Pakistan’s Inter-Service Intelligence, can’t listen to that @#$%&. They’d lose their minds.

“Plus he makes 70 per cent of calls from the toilet. Come on. Even we have our limits.”
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Re: "He spouts exactly the same @#$%& in private"
Posted by: cbelt3
Date: March 17, 2017 10:55AM
Shiite the President Says. New Book, coming to you via Amazon.
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Re: "He spouts exactly the same @#$%& in private"
Posted by: Lizabeth
Date: March 17, 2017 03:01PM
And you're surprised by this????
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Re: "He spouts exactly the same @#$%& in private"
Posted by: Speedy
Date: March 17, 2017 03:05PM
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Lizabeth
And you're surprised by this????

You mean surprised that the Brits have their own version of the Onion? No. But British humour doesn't usually translate as well as this piece does.



Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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