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Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: February 09, 2018 12:11PM










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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: billb
Date: February 09, 2018 01:06PM




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The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is the knowledge of one's own ignorance. -Benjamin Franklin
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: February 09, 2018 02:00PM




"After a time, you may find, that having is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

- Mr. Spock



“There is no greater calling than to serve your fellow men. There is no greater contribution than to help the weak. There is no greater satisfaction than to have done it well.”

- Walter Reuther
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: pdq
Date: February 09, 2018 02:32PM
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billb

My kid's college roommate complained on Facebook the other day that when he was young, he had to eat Tide out of the box....
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: pRICE cUBE
Date: February 09, 2018 04:25PM










Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/09/2018 04:25PM by pRICE cUBE.
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: artie67
Date: February 09, 2018 04:47PM
Trump time.

Donald Trump say to Mike Pence, "The less immigrants we allow in, the better."
Pence says, "The fewer".
Trump says, "I told you not to call me that yet!"

Obama, Hillary Clinton and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.
God looks at them and says,"Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned and what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: "What do you believe?"

Obama thinks long and hard, looks God straight in the eye, and says, "I
believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen."

God can"t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Clinton and says, "And what do you believe?"

Clinton ponders for a while and then says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal America.

God is greatly moved by Clinton's eloquence, and he offers her a seat on his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: space-time
Date: February 09, 2018 05:07PM
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artie67
Trump time.

Donald Trump say to Mike Pence, "The less immigrants we allow in, the better."
Pence says, "The fewer".
Trump says, "I told you not to call me that yet!"

...

OMG.



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: wurm
Date: February 09, 2018 06:27PM
I'm sorry, but I have to admit I laughed out loud at that Obama, Hillary Clinton and Trump one.
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: billb
Date: February 09, 2018 06:40PM
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artie67
Trump time.

Donald Trump say to Mike Pence, "The less immigrants we allow in, the better."
Pence says, "The fewer".
Trump says, "I told you not to call me that yet!"

Obama, Hillary Clinton and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.
God looks at them and says,"Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned and what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: "What do you believe?"

Obama thinks long and hard, looks God straight in the eye, and says, "I
believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen."

God can"t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Clinton and says, "And what do you believe?"

Clinton ponders for a while and then says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal America.

God is greatly moved by Clinton's eloquence, and he offers her a seat on his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

That never gets old, especially when it is updated for every current president in office



The Phorum Wall keeps us safe from illegal characters and words
The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is the knowledge of one's own ignorance. -Benjamin Franklin
BOYCOTT YOPLAIT [www.noyoplait.com]
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: ArtP
Date: February 09, 2018 06:53PM
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wurm
I'm sorry, but I have to admit I laughed out loud at that Obama, Hillary Clinton and Trump one.

Ditto - made me chuckle too.

Also liked the first one too. Good one!
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: artie67
Date: February 09, 2018 07:28PM
You supply the "rim shot".
In breaking news, Trump's personal library has burned down.

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one...
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: mrp-admin
Date: February 10, 2018 09:47AM
Congratulations, you've bumped the thread to the political side of the forum. Great job all! sad smiley
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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: February 10, 2018 10:10AM
I think it may be because Trump has transcended reality with his behavior and jokes like these (old though they may be...and they ain't exactly fresh) reflect the totally unreal world we are currently experiencing and may not even be recognized as 'political'.

However, in other news

'Stop asking me for market advice. It's hedge hog, not hedge fund!'



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Re: Friday Funnies: Post a joke, gif, funny story
Posted by: Rick-o
Date: February 10, 2018 02:32PM


"After a time, you may find, that having is not so pleasing a thing after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

- Mr. Spock



“There is no greater calling than to serve your fellow men. There is no greater contribution than to help the weak. There is no greater satisfaction than to have done it well.”

- Walter Reuther
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