Our Modern Times. If it happened today...


...What would Moses do?

Moses invests.

I thought he was going to part the sea for a bunch of immigrants.

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What Would Moses Do?

Listen for a voice...


Which would say "GET OFFA MY LAWN WITH THAT INFERNAL CONTRAPTION!"

Somehow, things just ain't the same.
Know what I mean?

Moses has been preoccupied for the last couple of millennia ruminating over the relative nature of toeses, and roses…


…supposedly.


The burning bush thing is old news.

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Moses has been preoccupied for the last couple of millennia ruminating over the relative nature of toeses, and roses…


…supposedly.

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I read recently that -mo-ses means the son of, so for instance, ra-mo/me-ses means the son of the sun god Ra. Since there is no prefix to mo-ses in the case of Moses, he was the son of...no one. (Found among the rushes, it’s said)

And, with the Egyptians of the time being pretty good historians and/or record keepers, apparently there isn’t a lot of solid historical evidence for Moses, or for the seven plagues of Egypt, etc.


Say it ain’t so!