UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FACT: Ectopic pregnancies cannot be reimplanted into the uterus
TRUMP: *tweets* Any abortion is murder.
PHYSICIANS: That isn't even possible? Um, no.
FOX NEWS: Doctors murder babies.
CNN: Breaking news: New debate rages about whether doctors kill babies.
EVERY DOCTOR EVER: I'm sorry, what? That isn't possible. There's no debate.
CNN: Well we have to be fair and legitimize both sides.
EVERYONE: This will only kill mothers. There is no other side.
TRUMP: *addresses news media on White House lawn*
REPORTER: What about tens of thousands of women that will die because of this bill?
TRUMP: You're very rude. The fake news media is very unfair to me!
TRUMP BASE: *chanting* Abortion is murder! Abortion is murder!
KELLYANNE: The democrats are trying to shove dead babies down your throats because they're all SOCIALISTS.
RUSSIAN TROLL ONLINE: Hillary Clinton has child slaves underneath a pizza parlor in Queens and everyone's selling their abortions to them.
TRUMP: *retweets Russian troll*
NEWS MEDIA: *legitimizes retweet by airing footage of it all day*
TUCKER: The Democrats are coming for your babies! 2nd amendment!!!
JIM JORDAN: *screaming* THEY HAVE NO PROOF WHATSOEVER THAT WOMEN EXIST! NONE!
SCIENTISTS: Um, actually, we have irrefutable scientific proo...
JIM JORDAN: *screaming louder than all the scientists* NONE!!
HANNITY: Anybody that tells you that you can't reimplant an ectopic pregnancy is part of the deep state.
EVERYONE: But it's just simply not possible.
YOUR GRANDMOTHER AT THANKSGIVING DINNER: Are you part of the deep stage?
YOUR COUSIN IN PENSACOLA: *posts Breitbart meme on Facebook of cartoon Bernie Sanders snatching a fetus from a mother's womb*
TRUMP: *tweets* Deep state! Socialists! 2nd amendment! I saw a doctor reimplant a fetus the other day That's proof that all abortion is FAKE!
NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINE: Abortion still legal in all 50 states.
NOBODY: *reads newspapers*
RNC: *already mass producing fetus hats with clever 2020 re-election slogan all made in China*
CHINA: *laughing in Chinese* Americans are @#$%&.
BARR: The report states that Trump is totally exonerated.
EVERYONE: There is no report.
LANDSCAPER IN INDIANA: It's against my religious beliefs to abort a pregnancy.
TRUMP: *already onto the next scandal*
EVERYONE: Oh for @#$%& sake. Sure. Put the baby back in. This is too @#$%& exhausting. Who @#$%& cares anymore?
UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED FACT: Babies exist and don't exist at the same time..
PLANET EARTH: **visibly embarrassed**heats up to the point where grass no longer exists*