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Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Dennis S
Date: April 24, 2020 12:19AM
He's been blowing smoke up our ass for three and a half years.
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 24, 2020 01:22AM
Just blow in mercury vapor into the lungs, pull a vacuum and spark it like a fluorescent bulb.



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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: April 24, 2020 04:03AM
LEDeplorables think it is a bright idea



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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: April 24, 2020 07:33AM
How long ago was he pushing 'windmill cancer'? He has been obviously insane for this entire time.

I believe the Democrats have a responsibility to point this out. They have been much too civil all along.
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: April 24, 2020 07:40AM
Will my insurance cover the Lysol injections?
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: April 24, 2020 07:45AM
Somewhere there’s an intern poring over every conceivable “journal” from the Weekly World News to the Onion for anything they can call a “study” and has the words “light” and “virus” in it, so they can claim he read it somewhere.
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: April 24, 2020 08:49AM
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Filliam H. Muffman
Just blow in mercury vapor into the lungs, pull a vacuum and spark it like a fluorescent bulb.

Good idea, except that lungs are too soft to permit a vacuum.
Perhaps if the lungs are coated with a thick layer of acrylic first, then your plan would work perfectly.

I'll send a letter to the White House regarding this.
If it's OK with you, I'll sign it in your name, so you get the credit for the idea.
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: deckeda
Date: April 24, 2020 08:54AM
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Blankity Blank
Somewhere there’s an intern poring over every conceivable “journal” from the Weekly World News to the Onion for anything they can call a “study” and has the words “light” and “virus” in it, so they can claim he read it somewhere.

And then someone here will create a thread, quoting the "study," and say how some people think that it might be able to work due to unrelated reasons.

And then later they'll start another thread lamenting how we supposedly "hate" them.
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Blankity Blank
Date: April 24, 2020 09:25AM
Yes. Someone.
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: April 24, 2020 09:39AM
It isn't that difficult, just bend over and say "Trumpy"





“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.”
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: samintx
Date: April 24, 2020 09:43AM
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Ombligo
It isn't that difficult, just bend over and say "Trumpy"



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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 24, 2020 09:46AM
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S. Pupp
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Filliam H. Muffman
Just blow in mercury vapor into the lungs, pull a vacuum and spark it like a fluorescent bulb.

Good idea, except that lungs are too soft to permit a vacuum.
Perhaps if the lungs are coated with a thick layer of acrylic first, then your plan would work perfectly.

I'll send a letter to the White House regarding this.
If it's OK with you, I'll sign it in your name, so you get the credit for the idea.

Okay, I just want to make it clear. I was joking/being sarcastic. I just tried my hand at saying something incredibly stupid and massively dangerous like President 45, known as "Sweet Potato Saddam.' (unless someone actually wants to pay me millions of dollars for this idea)

As Lysol clarified today:
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Reckitt Benckiser, maker of Lysol
Lysol issued a statement on its website on Friday titled "Improper Use of Disinfectants." The notice said parent company Reckitt Benckiser Group has been asked whether disinfectants are safe to use as a treatment for the respiratory virus. "We must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route)," Lysol said in a statement. "As with all products, our disinfectant and hygiene products should only be used as intended and in line with usage guidelines.



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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Markintosh
Date: April 24, 2020 09:54AM
Somehow there is a gaslighting joke in here....



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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 24, 2020 11:12AM
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Markintosh
Somehow there is a gaslighting joke in here....

big grin smiley big grin smiley



Gaslight! (oh no, he's had another stupid idea)



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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Janit
Date: April 24, 2020 11:29AM
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Filliam H. Muffman
As Lysol clarified today:
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Reckitt Benckiser, maker of Lysol
Lysol issued a statement on its website on Friday titled "Improper Use of Disinfectants." The notice said parent company Reckitt Benckiser Group has been asked whether disinfectants are safe to use as a treatment for the respiratory virus. "We must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route)," Lysol said in a statement. "As with all products, our disinfectant and hygiene products should only be used as intended and in line with usage guidelines.

And this afternoon, we can expect to find Trump trying to "fire" Lysol.
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: tuqqer
Date: April 24, 2020 11:49AM
Comedian Sarah Cooper's mime of that disinfectant talk (1 min video):

[i.imgur.com]



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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 24, 2020 03:09PM
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samintx
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Ombligo
It isn't that difficult, just bend over and say "Trumpy"



smiley-laughing001

It's not like it has never been tried...





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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: S. Pupp
Date: April 24, 2020 03:55PM
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Filliam H. Muffman
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S. Pupp
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Filliam H. Muffman
Just blow in mercury vapor into the lungs, pull a vacuum and spark it like a fluorescent bulb.

Good idea, except that lungs are too soft to permit a vacuum.
Perhaps if the lungs are coated with a thick layer of acrylic first, then your plan would work perfectly.

I'll send a letter to the White House regarding this.
If it's OK with you, I'll sign it in your name, so you get the credit for the idea.

Okay, I just want to make it clear. I was joking/being sarcastic. I just tried my hand at saying something incredibly stupid and massively dangerous like President 45, known as "Sweet Potato Saddam.' (unless someone actually wants to pay me millions of dollars for this idea)

OK - my turn to clarify - I thought your post was hilarious, and decided to play along. However, given the number of bizarre theories being publicized online and picked up by our president, I feel the need to say: Mr President, if you are reading this, WE ARE JOKING! DO NOT RECOMMEND MERCURY VAPOR OR COATING LUNGS WITH ACRYLIC, EITHER ON TV, IN TWEETS, OR IN THE PRESS!
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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: TheCaber
Date: April 24, 2020 04:37PM
"HOWEVER, SHOULD YOU WISH TO GIVE A LIVE DEMONSTRATION OF YOUR REMARKABLE THERAPY ON YOURSELF, PLEASE DO SO."



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Re: Maybe Trump really does believe he can "bring light inside the body."
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: April 24, 2020 06:37PM
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S. Pupp
OK - my turn to clarify - I thought your post was hilarious, and decided to play along. However, given the number of bizarre theories being publicized online and picked up by our president, I feel the need to say: Mr President, if you are reading this, WE ARE JOKING! DO NOT RECOMMEND MERCURY VAPOR OR COATING LUNGS WITH ACRYLIC, EITHER ON TV, IN TWEETS, OR IN THE PRESS!

Yeah, I thought it was funny but I didn't want to give any Alt.Snowflakes the chance to take it the wrong way.



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