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Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: Dennis S
Date: September 15, 2020 11:07AM
Just add that to Trump's pile of 20,000+ lies.

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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: September 15, 2020 11:11AM
Might explain his lack of comprehension. drool smiley
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: RgrF
Date: September 15, 2020 11:15AM
He speed reads during commercial breaks on FOX.
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: Steve G.
Date: September 15, 2020 11:33AM
A man of unspeakable talents.
Arguably the greatest president since the Democrat Socialist rioters burned the White House in 1814.
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: Dennis S
Date: September 15, 2020 12:01PM
After reading the book, he went to the golf course and shot 19 holes-in-one.
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: DeusxMac
Date: September 15, 2020 01:50PM
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Dennis S
After reading the book, he went to the golf course and shot 19 holes-in-one.

Like little Kim's daddy...

"...back in 1994. The North Korean dictator, who died... of heart failure at age 69, scorched the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course in a stunning 38-under par, 34.

Now, before getting all bent out of shape that such a score is impossible or clearly the product of creative scorekeeping on the part of the “Dear Leader,” it’s important to note that witnesses attest to his great round.
According to reports, Kim, who was 52 at the time, carded no worse than a birdie on any hole at the country’s only golf club. He also had five holes-in-one in the round, which was witnessed by 17 armed bodyguards."
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: Speedy
Date: September 15, 2020 03:37PM
NY_Writer

The Night Before Woodward

Twas the night before Woodward
And through the White House
A pretense of normal
Prepared for the douse

Distractions were ready
Absurd and untrue
And though purely invented
As routine, they would do

To deflect from the fact
That as Trump said “It’s flu”
COVID was a killer
And the fact was: He knew

The market meant more
Than American lives
Hundreds of thousands
He chose to disguise

For himself. Just himself
For his usual goals
Grift, praise and power
No other souls

He spent 18 interviews
Hoping to bend
His well-researched acts
To his usual end

Trump even had called him
Late August 14
With one last central question:
Will you be mean?

Woodward was honest
The book would be tough
Killing 200,000
Can be rather rough

Trump could not conceive
Of the cost of these lives
Hadn’t the market
Continued to rise?

A man fully unable
To perceive of the worth
Of anyone else
But himself on this Earth

Trump hung up the phone
Angry and bitter
Turned to his solace
Turned to his Twitter

“Fake News and lies!
Don’t listen to him!”
And hoped that the truth
Would be lost in the din

He called Tucker, and Laura
And finally called Sean
Begged assurance, protection
Long into the dawn

And finally arose
With a deep, heavy sigh
To continue his life:
The perpetual lie.



Saint Cloud, Minnesota, where the weather is wonderful even when it isn't.
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: samintx
Date: September 15, 2020 04:15PM
His genius is showing smiley-signs006
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: $tevie
Date: September 15, 2020 05:08PM
This is how Trump reads a book: he licks his finger and leafs through it as fast as possible to see how many times his name shows up. He may pause and read the sentence that surrounds his name, but I doubt it.



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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: Ombligo
Date: September 15, 2020 05:19PM
Well it only had two pictures - the cover and the dustjacket.



“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.”
-- François de La Rochefoucauld
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: bfd
Date: September 15, 2020 11:16PM
If he even claimed to have read the book jacket he'd be lying.
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Re: Trump read Woodward's 466-page book in one night
Posted by: $tevie
Date: September 18, 2020 09:33PM
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bfd
If he even claimed to have read the book jacket he'd be lying.
thumbs up



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