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Litmus Test post
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: January 22, 2006 02:47PM


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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Silencio
Date: January 22, 2006 02:56PM
eGADS! There goes my breakfast.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: jimbrady
Date: January 22, 2006 02:58PM
I'M CAROL!
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Mactel
Date: January 22, 2006 03:25PM
The blonde on the right is do-able. I'd pass on the other three.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: January 22, 2006 03:34PM
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bfd fails the litmus test …
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: JJ
Date: January 22, 2006 03:36PM
Vote to remove.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: January 22, 2006 03:37PM
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You see, it isn't about the doodie you leave behind, it's about giving a @#$%& about the rest of the people in the pool.

Get the difference?
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: hal
Date: January 22, 2006 03:44PM
oh brother...
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: WHiiP
Date: January 22, 2006 03:44PM
1 beauty . . . 1 beast. Must be a tie game.





Bill
Flagler Beach, FL 32136

Carpe Vino!

Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire.
— David Rains Wallace
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: January 22, 2006 03:47PM
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> 1 beauty . . . 1 beast. Must be a tie game.
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Makes you wonder about their personalities, though.

That was the real litmus test.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: bfd
Date: January 22, 2006 03:59PM
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> You see, it isn't about the doodie you leave
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> Get the difference?
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The difference is that there's no lifeguard in your gene pool, nutso. Lecturing others about giving a shiznit for the rest of the people in a given pool is about as funny as it gets. Now how about a few more posts about "going heavy". Your facade is beginning to melt away once again, and we could use some new material before you self-destruct again…


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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: January 22, 2006 04:14PM
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> > You see, it isn't about the doodie you leave
> > behind, it's about giving a @#$%& about the
> rest of
> > the people in the pool.
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> > Get the difference?
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> The difference is that there's no lifeguard in
> your gene pool, nutso. Lecturing others about
> giving a shiznit for the rest of the people in a
> given pool is about as funny as it gets. Now how
> about a few more posts about "going heavy". Your
> facade is beginning to melt away once again, and
> we could use some new material before you
> self-destruct again…
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> bfd ...

Betcha it melts in your hands …

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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: sKwiRreL_kILLeR
Date: January 22, 2006 04:57PM


Why is wittle fuzzy oneball posting a picture of his wife and her three blonde friends? Is he trying to recreate a virtual version of one of his favorite scenarios? Does he think someone here will "make eyes" at his raven-haired wife's chestal area peeking out of her sassy green blouse so that he can puff up/prance/bray and threaten? eye rolling smiley

Gun-wielding Nutjob wrote:
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I had a Mexican restaurant situation, too, except it was the other way around. Some @#$%&-toasted little burro (I use that word because many might not know what an onager is) with his three ir four year old daughter or niece in hand was eyeballing my wife hard in line while we were waiting for a table. All sorts of posturing, trying to get as close as possible, staring at her chest etc., etc. Unfortunately, she's tall enough so that her *cough* distinguishing features were just about eye-level on this sack of @#$%&.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: January 22, 2006 10:51PM
Styles, how one person can simultaneously be so self-centered and so un-self-aware is beyond human comprehension.



It is what it is.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: January 22, 2006 11:02PM
N-OS X-tasy! Wrote:
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> If it's same as is now - no reason it should been.
> - OWC Larry


But you get it, right?

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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: January 22, 2006 11:03PM
A hell of a lot better than you do.



It is what it is.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: January 22, 2006 11:54PM
These are but a few examples of unprovoked attacks you have made on forum members over the years, Styles. Do tell, please: How do you reconcile these statements with the statement about respecting other forum members you made to bfd earlier today?

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An unprovoked attack by Styles against a poster, in another forum, who wasn't even addressing Styles:

"Who in the fsck does quid pro quo, or "this for that," think picks his lettuce, his tomatoes, his melons, and his citrus crops? Who does he think takes the work that "native" US citizens refuse to take?

I'm a conservative, I'm a republican, and I think that if we're going to have them in our country we might as well legitimize their presence to one degree or another.

Sorry, quid, your logic is fsck. Bag 'em all up, send 'em home, and you veggies will cost twice as much at the grocery store and you'll be screaming.

Dumbass."
[www.appleswitcher.com]

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Styles' thoughtful response to a point raised by another contributor in the same thread:

"You ballless bitch. I pronounce the A in American, just like the A in ****. If you disagree with me, say so. But you punked your argument out by giving in to the temptation to take me on for my political stance.

And really, you don't even know me. Being a Republican doesn't mean that you get cut out with a cookie cutter, dipshit."
[www.appleswitcher.com]

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"It's called a sabot round, bright eyes. We have them.

For your edification, in case you should ever decide to sally out and express an opinion about something you know little or nothing about, it's a ton of accelerant behind a rod of depleted, reinforced uranium, held in a sleeve, or a "sabot," which, as it leaves the barrel of a tank's 120MM gun, stabilizes it and allows it to be fired from a barrel so much larger than the outer dimension of the round itself. Striking, it hits a tank with enough force to pierce through its armor. It goes so quickly that it creates a shotgun effect of atomized armor plating that shreads everything inside the turret. It also hits with such speed and force that it submits the occupants of tank to such a change in atmospheric force that they are very nearly turned inside out.

It ain't pretty, but it doesn't even come close to your willingness to open up your mouth when nothing of note is on your tongue."
[www.appleswitcher.com]

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"Joe, did your mama have any kids that survived?

Read the whole thread, read the link, learn what a sabot round is — they even have them for shotguns, of a sort — and then come back here with something intelligent to add."
[www.appleswitcher.com]

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"I would favor a four-party system, myself.

Two would hitch their horses to your feet, and the other two to your hands.

Such fun!"
[www.appleswitcher.com]

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"@#$%& you, troll. I raised my children without very much assistance at all from their birth mother from 0 to 6 and 8, respectively and then took custody again when they were 12 and 14.

You wanted a reaction, @#$%&-bag? You got one.

You aren't a Christian. You wrap yourself up in false piety but haven't ever extended the latch-string to Him so that He might enter your heart, whatever it is that your particular culture might call Him, or Her, for that matter.

You mouth the boilerplate crap of the religious ultra-right in an attempt to mock and discredit them and to sew seeds of discord wherever you go, but we see through you.

Drop @#$%& dead and reject the Deceiver before you do so."
[www.appleswitcher.com]

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Remington 700 in .308 Winchester?

Furious Flav: It's guaranteed to reach across a cornfield and leave them there, on the other side of it.

fluver: flurious, you aint serious?

Furious Flav: You're right.

I'm not serious.

Anybody got a nice, big, brick wall that they aren't doing much of anything with?

I'd hate to get that mess all over good field corn.

[www.appleswitcher.com]

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"Hy, dpsht, y wnt t by _ vwl?

Try "jewel."

Does she meet you at the front door of the trailer every day in high heels and an apron, with a cold beer in one hand and the TV remote in the other one?

Bet she makes mean chicken n' waffles, and my all time favorite, 'possum pie."
[www.appleswitcher.com]

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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Guitarman
Date: January 23, 2006 12:09AM
Those are just the ones that posted from his nic. How about the hundreds of others posted anonymously or from spoofed names.



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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Guitarman
Date: January 23, 2006 12:21AM
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mock e



Joined: 22 Jul 2004
Posts: 1376
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Location: Yo momma's ass crack.
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:00 pm Post subject: Re: You know you're a redneck if........





If you actually make a living with a musical instrument?

If you have a listing on allmusic that actually has something in it?

If you don't have to busk in front of TekServe for spare change?

It turns out mock e was FuZzy one Nut. This was a response to my post.

[www.appleswitcher.com]








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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: January 23, 2006 12:26AM


"Pile on the rabbit, pile on the rabbit …"
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Guitarman
Date: January 23, 2006 12:29AM
Here's FuZzy doing his impression of a "sean sean" as he puts it. It's a good thing he's never trolled or baited anyone.


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New Jack Appleswitcher



Joined: 24 Jun 2005
Posts: 22
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:15 am Post subject: Break down this place vs dealmac for me
I'm confused. Matt own this place, right?

Why they sellin' wolf tickets n' @#$%& 'bout his ass over Dealmac?

Check it [forums.dealmac.com]

You people got strange ideas 'bout how to pass the day.

[www.appleswitcher.com]




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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: January 23, 2006 12:50AM
No reply to my post, eh Styles?



It is what it is.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: bfd
Date: January 23, 2006 12:58AM
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Marcos Malo
Date: January 23, 2006 01:34AM
Was that piss stain on the original, bfd, or did you improve it?



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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: RgrF
Date: January 23, 2006 02:40AM
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> Was that piss stain on the original, bfd, or did
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Now if you were to hang out where the real action is you'd recognize that as an edited Keef!


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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: bfd
Date: January 23, 2006 03:37AM
Keef added the stain … bfd sticks to adding guns and ammo
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: HeyDude
Date: January 23, 2006 09:49AM
that's not even a real baby ruth bar
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Seacrest
Date: January 23, 2006 11:42AM
Frankly, I find this neither 'friendly' nor 'political.'
It is long on 'ranting,' however.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: January 23, 2006 01:28PM
I'd still like to hear what Styles has to say in response to my post.



It is what it is.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Refurbvirgin
Date: January 23, 2006 02:24PM
Attn: Custodial staff. Spill on aisle four.


Be as you wish the world to become.


Any fool can find ugliness in the world, and smear it all over the windows of this bus so we all have to look through it trying to enjoy the ride. It takes talent, perseverance, skill, and love to find beauty, and share it with all.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Seacrest
Date: January 23, 2006 02:27PM
Actually, I think we should start a War on Poetry™.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Refurbvirgin
Date: January 23, 2006 02:48PM
Seacrest Wrote:
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> Actually, I think we should start a War on
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I'm persuadable, amenable, and agreeable,
As long as your weapons are only syllables.







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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Seacrest
Date: January 23, 2006 03:06PM
Refurbvirgin Wrote:
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Whoa, I thought Johnny Cochrane was dead?
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: Refurbvirgin
Date: January 23, 2006 04:22PM
Seacrest Wrote:
> Whoa, I thought Johnny Cochrane was dead?

Unless counsel can posit in verse or rhyme,
My client should never do hard time!









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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: January 24, 2006 12:05AM
The coward remains silent.



It is what it is.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: SLM
Date: January 24, 2006 12:11AM
N-OS X-tasy! Wrote:
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> - OWC Larry


You any idea how many times I had to hit the space bar to nowhere! For @#$%& sake put a pair of tits and a bottle of manischewitz for the wee fella in their.
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Re: Litmus Test post
Posted by: N-OS X-tasy!
Date: January 24, 2006 12:29AM
As you wish!

   



It is what it is.
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