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got damm horn honker
Posted by: HeyDude
Date: February 01, 2006 03:34AM
I hate SOBs that can't go to the door and knock, or at least call from their cell phone.

Fricking horn honker at 11 pm, now I am wide awake. No reason to call the cops, the perp would be gone by the time they arrived.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: SteveJobs
Date: February 01, 2006 05:49AM
shoot her
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: February 01, 2006 07:20AM
SteveJobs Wrote:
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> shoot her




Betcha didn't know that "Tackleberry" is dead.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Refurbvirgin
Date: February 01, 2006 08:50AM
We knocked at your door, and you were too lazy to get out of bed to meet our prize delivery crew from Mac Resource Publishers Clearing House. We had to take the $20 million check to the runner up. You snooze, you looze.

Print & post on your street:




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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: $tevie
Date: February 01, 2006 01:50PM
HeyDude Wrote:
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> No reason to call the cops, the perp would
> be gone by the time they arrived.

Would your police even come for a complaint like that? Amazing. Ours wouldn't show up unless she was shooting people beween honks.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Refurbvirgin
Date: February 01, 2006 03:42PM
What you need is a giant spotlight, aimed and activated by directionally sensitive audio detectors to focus immediate attention on the miscreant, similar to what the military uses in Iraq to pinpoint snipers. Perhaps the money we're pouring down this rathole will have some civlian benefits.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Spole
Date: February 01, 2006 04:47PM
Probably a drug deal or a @#$%&. You might think about moving to a better neighborhood.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Racer X
Date: February 01, 2006 08:44PM
1000 rds of Wolf 9mm is a hundred bucks. That will clear out a whole neighborhood of hookers and junkies and pushers.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: RgrF
Date: February 01, 2006 10:06PM
Refurbvirgin Wrote:
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> What you need is a giant spotlight, aimed and
> activated by directionally sensitive audio
> detectors to focus immediate attention on the
> miscreant, similar to what the military uses in
> Iraq to pinpoint snipers. Perhaps the money we're
> pouring down this rathole will have some civlian
> benefits.

A $15-20 half million candlepower hand held will have the same effect. Now if they'd only come up with a car alarm mute button. . . .
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Furiously Stylish
Date: February 01, 2006 10:16PM
Racer X Wrote:
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> 1000 rds of Wolf 9mm is a hundred bucks. That
> will clear out a whole neighborhood of hookers and
> junkies and pushers.

Only if you don't mind using it in 250-round lots. That and S&B are guaranteed to jam if you go too long between cleanings. Lousy primers, junk gunpowder, and damned crap like fingernail polish on the brass. And don't even get me started on Blazer.

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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: decocritter
Date: February 01, 2006 10:39PM
I hate that crap too. My neighbor across the street has someone pick her up at various times several times a week. It is usually early. Her door is twenty feet from the curb and the mfckr blows the horn 3 times. I a going to say something.

They disturb 2 large condo complexes
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Refurbvirgin
Date: February 01, 2006 10:51PM
Set up a cheap camera that you can operate remotely, snap his pic by pulling on a string tied to your headboard, then track him down.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Racer X
Date: February 01, 2006 11:28PM
then track him down and use just 1 9mm round, thus eliminating the potential jamming issue.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Refurbvirgin
Date: February 01, 2006 11:51PM
Racer X Wrote:
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> then track him down and use just 1 9mm round, thus
> eliminating the potential jamming issue.

Actually I was thinking of just driving by his house early Sunday morning, leaving a note on his windshield explaining what an inconsiderate adzehole he is, and on the windshields of all his neighbors cars, then driving away blaring my horn. Your tolerance of hard time for first degree murder is obviously better than mine.






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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: SteveJobs
Date: February 02, 2006 04:22AM
HEY S&B work fine in my 9mm! Nothing wrong with them.
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Refurbvirgin
Date: February 02, 2006 06:20AM
Hmmm... shouldn't ammo recommendations be posted to "Tips and Deals?"
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Re: got damm horn honker
Posted by: Spole
Date: February 02, 2006 09:59AM
Refurbvirgin Wrote:
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> Set up a cheap camera that you can operate
> remotely, snap his pic by pulling on a string tied
> to your headboard, then track him down.
>

Track him down and have sex with him. You could make it a movie.
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