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First, remove all duplicate materials. Ok, you're down to perhaps 100 Exabytes.

Now remove all Pr0n. Down to perhaps 55 Exabytes
Now remove all Cat videos. Down to perhaps 10 Exabytes.

And so forth. Perhaps you CAN fit the Interwebs on one Blu-ray disk ?

My mom has been printing out most of the text on the Internet ever since it started in case you're looking for a hard copy.

Remove all the porn, down to 2 GB.

Hey guys, I am getting the new iPad 6, do you think it is worth it to pay the extra $100 for 64 Exabytes, or is 32 enough?

All my EXTRA bites caused the mess I'm in. Diet & EXErcize time for me.

They'll have flash drives that big in, I don't know, four years . Carry the Internet in your pocket.

"No one will ever need more than 64 exabytes for their Internet."

-Bill Gates

Just wait 'til IPv6 becomes the norm ( or The Norm, in case he's watching ).
I don't think SI notation has a prefix that covers 2^128 (10^39) yet.

Though after zotto- we could just run through the rest of the Marx brothers and then start on the 3+ Stooges. Lessee, there's Groucho-, Harpo-, Zeppo-, Gummo-, Leonardo-, then Larryo-, Moe-, Curlyo-, Shempo-, CurlyJoe-. Yeah, that should cover it.

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=TC
"Ye Olde Farte of Ye Internette"--a Wilted Tindmill® Production



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 02/26/2013 11:21AM by TheCaber.