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how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: davemchine
Date: October 28, 2006 12:45AM
I think I'm on number 4 or 5 and I'm almost there. Watching wonderfalls.

Dave
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: Filliam H. Muffman
Date: October 28, 2006 12:48AM
It would take a lot less beers to make me happy if I was watching Wonderfalls.



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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: ka jowct
Date: October 28, 2006 01:49AM
Happy with none. They make Mr. Migraine come to visit.
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: sscutchen
Date: October 28, 2006 01:51AM
One's not enough.

Two's too many.

Three's not enough.





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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: RgrF
Date: October 28, 2006 02:19AM
How many two buck chucks does it take to post this................





















































about 2
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Zero.
Posted by: RAMd®d
Date: October 28, 2006 02:52AM
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: Carm
Date: October 28, 2006 03:04AM
Like others posted, i'm already happy. No beer required.
If you are talking about, getting tipsy/drunk. Then that's a totally different question.

I hate angry drunks, sad drunks, and overly friendly drunks.

Carm
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: guitarist
Date: October 28, 2006 04:48AM
My 'happy' number got to around 8, then 12, then 16. Then 18. I didn't have hangovers, either. But I discovered if I stopped drinking, I didn't feel well. So I found myself drinking more regularly, to feel okay. Then, for some strange reason, I started having emotional problems and health problems. lol. Then I stopped drinking altogether, about six years ago.

I'm lucky I got out, wish I'd done it sooner! Before it became an unhealthy habit, though, it was pretty fun, and I was a happy drinker.
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: MacArtist
Date: October 28, 2006 07:31AM
I have a job right now that has enough stress to drive anyone to drink...excessively.

To counter that, I have the painful memories of watching my father battle alcoholism. It pretty much destroyed my relationship with him. He suffered with depression and he medicated himself with booze.

I am not here to judge others. I'll have an occasional drink if it's a social gathering. It is not a controlling factor in my life.

But I do think I need to find a different job...



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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: billb
Date: October 28, 2006 08:52AM
A half a beer will put me to sleep.

Almost immediately.

Does sleep count ?
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: October 28, 2006 09:14AM
I don't know that any amount of beer would make me happy, but two rum & Cokes will improve my mood considerably.

(People do tend to get grossed out when I loudly smooch the glass and say "There you are! I've missed you!", though. ;) )



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/28/2006 09:17AM by Thrift Store Scott.
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: Lux Interior
Date: October 28, 2006 09:24AM
Cuba Libre!
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: iaJim
Date: October 28, 2006 09:26AM
Just having beer makes me happy, but if we're talking about how many..... I'm strictly a two beer guy. Any more than that and I'll be spending the next day with a terrible headache. Sort of works for me since I too come from a family with some history of alcoholism. I'm a casual user.
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: Thrift Store Scott
Date: October 28, 2006 09:27AM
Erm...no limes, please. smiling smiley
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: ztirffritz
Date: October 28, 2006 09:39AM
4-5 gets me to that happy place, but I don't have time to go there often anymore. When I was in college I was a full-on drunk. I couldn't drink enough beer to get drunk. I started drinking hard liquor, but then the logical part of my brain kicked in and said, t"his isn't a good idea." I quit drinking for about 1 year then back to casually enjoying beer. I try to keep it mellow now.



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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: Buzz
Date: October 28, 2006 10:00AM
doc pretty much quelled the beer/booze thing in late 80's/early 90's, but before then it was 3 - 5 depending on food, activity levels and time taken to pound 'em down. Now, w/ the degenerative nerves and now chronic pain from that, old sports injuries, accidents, and surgeries, neuro doc provides ample pharmaceuticals to get lots of people to that happy place, though I don't share, and steadfastly refuse to take enough to feel anything resembling my name, preferring to stay functional w/ moderated pain.

Buzz, not "buzzed"
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and then there's times when it's really better.



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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: DaviDC.
Date: October 28, 2006 01:18PM
Two. I'm a lightweight. And a cheap date.



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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: Marc Anthony
Date: October 28, 2006 02:06PM
I can get drunk after approx 3 beers, but rarely happy - it usually just makes me a bit sleepy. Wine, on the other hand, will get me buzzed and damn near ecstatic even with one glass.



Le poète doit vivre beaucoup, vivre dans tous les sens. - Verlaine
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Re: how many beers to make you happy?
Posted by: bfd
Date: October 28, 2006 06:31PM
It depends… When they cost $7.50 at a football game, not many…

…at a kegger, lots more.
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