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Never give an iguana Viagra
Posted by: Effin Haole
Date: January 25, 2007 03:30PM
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Thu Jan 25, 12:03 PM ET

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."


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Hehehe, he said head.



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We must train our minds to desire what the situation demands.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/25/2007 03:30PM by Effin Haole.
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Re: Never give an iguana Viagra
Posted by: MikeF
Date: January 26, 2007 08:46AM
I saw that "news" item earlier. Something for everyone --

Men will enjoy it because they wish they could all have 2 penises.
Women will enjoy it because it involves penis amputation.
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Re: Never give an iguana Viagra
Posted by: kj
Date: January 26, 2007 03:31PM
That's funny. Fwiw, I think it's more like they have a penis that is split in two. The purpose is probably to get around the tail better. If I remember right, they are called hemipenes. kj.
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Re: Never give an iguana Viagra
Posted by: Spock
Date: January 26, 2007 10:48PM
FYI snakes also have double dicks.






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Re: Never give an iguana Viagra
Posted by: laarree
Date: January 27, 2007 12:21AM
Ah, the fascinating world of reptiles, where some have two penises and some
reproduce without the help of any penises or anything male at all: [www.cnn.com]




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Re: Never give an iguana Viagra
Posted by: RgrF
Date: January 27, 2007 01:06AM
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Spock
FYI snakes also have double dicks.

Good thing it's a reptile trait. Two dicks, two hands and one keyboard, what's would a Vulcan do?







Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2007 01:08AM by RgrF.
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Re: Never give an iguana Viagra
Posted by: Effin Haole
Date: January 27, 2007 10:08AM
Type by tongue?



Strength without compassion is brutality. Compassion without strength is weakness.

We must train our minds to desire what the situation demands.
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