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Thu Jan 25, 12:03 PM ET

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."


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Hehehe, he said head.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/25/2007 03:30PM by Effin Haole.

I saw that "news" item earlier. Something for everyone --

Men will enjoy it because they wish they could all have 2 penises.
Women will enjoy it because it involves penis amputation.

That's funny. Fwiw, I think it's more like they have a penis that is split in two. The purpose is probably to get around the tail better. If I remember right, they are called hemipenes. kj.

FYI snakes also have double dicks.

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Ah, the fascinating world of reptiles, where some have two penises and some
reproduce without the help of any penises or anything male at all: [www.cnn.com]

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FYI snakes also have double dicks.

Good thing it's a reptile trait. Two dicks, two hands and one keyboard, what's would a Vulcan do?

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2007 01:08AM by RgrF.

Type by tongue?

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Strength without compassion is brutality. Compassion without strength is weakness.

If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning.

We must train our minds to desire what the situation demands.