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Briton Arrested For Sex Attacks on Sheep

By REUTERS
July 18, 2008

LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.

The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.

"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.

"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."

Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation.

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Back in the late 80s, police raided a frat at the University of Washington and arrested a bunch of naked frat boys who were doing something inapropriate with Jiffy Peanut Butter and several sweaty and agitated sheep.

Very poor and sketchy reporting. They never made it clear if it was creamy or chunky Jif.

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"Seattle police reported Jan. 12 that officers were called to the fraternity during pledge week because a vehicle was parked behind the fraternity house with sheep in it. In their report, officers said they heard a male yelling abusive language, found the sheep in the building ``overheated and agitated" and pledges in their shorts.

In a letter to the UW Daily, a Theta Xi member wrote, ``... I know the sheep were not harmed, nor were they meant to be."

Police said peanut butter and white grease were found on the pledges' shorts.

The letter writer explained: ``They had a hand full of Crisco and a hand full of peanut butter when the cops broke in. They (the pledges) were told to lie on the floor. When they got up, the stuff was everywhere."

>In a letter to the UW Daily, a Theta Xi member wrote, ``... I know the sheep were not harmed, nor were they meant to be."

In case anyone thought SAT scores weren't important.

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[seattlepi.nwsource.com]

"Seattle police reported Jan. 12 that officers were called to the fraternity during pledge week because a vehicle was parked behind the fraternity house with sheep in it. In their report, officers said they heard a male yelling abusive language, found the sheep in the building ``overheated and agitated" and pledges in their shorts....

Now don't that bleat all.

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[seattlepi.nwsource.com]

"Seattle police reported Jan. 12 that officers were called to the fraternity during pledge week because a vehicle was parked behind the fraternity house with sheep in it. In their report, officers said they heard a male yelling abusive language, found the sheep in the building ``overheated and agitated" and pledges in their shorts....

Now don't that bleat all.

Oh - that was baa aa aa aad

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Sexual assault is not amusing, whether it be on humans or animals. I don't see any humor in this, just disgust.

Ewe sure it wasn't consensual? FWIW, Washington State doesn't have any bestiality laws on the books. This came out after an engineer at a local airplane company had an intestinal blowout from a horse and died. Whose wearing the saddle now?