07-24-2018, 06:09 PM
When Trump visited the UK recently and met Her Majesty The Queen, he said:
“Hello, your Loyal Modesty, so nice for you to meet someone as bigly popuful and powerlar as me. I’m sure you’d agree that ‘President’ doesn’t do judiciousness to my impotence. I’m thinking of giving myself the title ‘Emperor’. Neat, huh, your Magistrate?”
The Queen suppressed a smile and responded calmly:
“Why, that’s not possible, Mr Trump - to be an Emperor one requires an Empire’”
“Holy ravioli - you don’t say?? I don’t even like tennis. Why don’t I call myself ‘King Donald’, then?”
“Only possible if one actually has a KINGdom, Mr Trump”
“Well bulldoze anyone living near my golf courses! You don’t say?? Ok, I’ll settle on ‘Prince’, ok?”
The Queen was starting to lose patience by now;
“A prince requires a PRINCipality, a king requires a KINGdom, and an emperor requires an EMPire. Mr Trump, you run a country...”
“Hello, your Loyal Modesty, so nice for you to meet someone as bigly popuful and powerlar as me. I’m sure you’d agree that ‘President’ doesn’t do judiciousness to my impotence. I’m thinking of giving myself the title ‘Emperor’. Neat, huh, your Magistrate?”
The Queen suppressed a smile and responded calmly:
“Why, that’s not possible, Mr Trump - to be an Emperor one requires an Empire’”
“Holy ravioli - you don’t say?? I don’t even like tennis. Why don’t I call myself ‘King Donald’, then?”
“Only possible if one actually has a KINGdom, Mr Trump”
“Well bulldoze anyone living near my golf courses! You don’t say?? Ok, I’ll settle on ‘Prince’, ok?”
The Queen was starting to lose patience by now;
“A prince requires a PRINCipality, a king requires a KINGdom, and an emperor requires an EMPire. Mr Trump, you run a country...”
